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following on from the fanny thread, what do you call your small child's farts?

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CarolinaMoon · 22/08/2006 22:06

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1Baby1Bump · 22/08/2006 22:07

pips

BrookeandTaylorsmummy · 22/08/2006 22:07

Botty burps

BudaBabe · 22/08/2006 22:07

Pops although DS (5) has discovered teh word "fart" and prefers it!

CountTo10 · 22/08/2006 22:08

Pop offs!!!! Or we say he's got a poppy bum!!!

grumpyfrumpy · 22/08/2006 22:08

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misdee · 22/08/2006 22:08

'who popped?' is our comman one.

and to the lady sat near us in JL yesterday i apologuize again, it was really really rotton of dd2 to do that, but she did pop off in my face later on [gag]

MegaLegs · 22/08/2006 22:08

For some unknown reason farts have always been known as ducks in our household. "OOps i dunna duck"

tassis · 22/08/2006 22:09

"poppy bot"

southeastastra · 22/08/2006 22:09

yes popped! haha does no-one say blow offs anymore?

TooTicky · 22/08/2006 22:10

parps

SherlockLGJ · 22/08/2006 22:10

Bottom Burps

And he says.....Pardon me my bottom, when he farts.

We were walking down a quiet road today, when a noisy one of mine escaped.

He turned to me and said, I think you need to go to the toilet young lady.

BrookeandTaylorsmummy · 22/08/2006 22:10

I did here a small child shouting 'mum I guffed' the other day!

schneebly · 22/08/2006 22:10

poomps

bran · 22/08/2006 22:10

I say fart

WigWamBam · 22/08/2006 22:11

Dh and I always use/used fart, but when dd was about 18 months old she farted one day, beamed all over her face, said "I popped!", and laughed until she fell over. And popped it has remained.

Tommy · 22/08/2006 22:11

DS2 calls them "little pops"

Xena · 22/08/2006 22:11

bottom burps here too

bran · 22/08/2006 22:11

LGJ , did you need to go to the loo? You should have gone before you left home you know. [stern emoticon]

Kidstrack · 22/08/2006 22:12

Popping

hulababy · 22/08/2006 22:12

DD says "pump" or "trump"

SherlockLGJ · 22/08/2006 22:12

I did need to, oh the shame, the undying shame.

southeastastra · 22/08/2006 22:14

my dad farted today when he was fixing the plumbing, i just ignored it like we always did, but i really wanted to say something.

sallystrawberry · 22/08/2006 22:14

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Californifrau · 22/08/2006 22:15

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SherlockLGJ · 22/08/2006 22:15

South

He was fixing your plumbing you ungrateful wretch.