What did your 2year old say to you today?

[FelixCited]

Hi all, come and tell me what your 2year old said to you today.
My child is a late talker and I just want a snap shot of what other 2yr olds are capable of saying.
Plus it's cute to read what they come out with!
Thanks In advance

DS2 said I wuv vous. Ahh. He is 2.4. He also said Ladybird and we all clapped Last night he got told off and said Naughty Daddy Naughty Mummy Naughty Bweebwee (his brother) . He is a cheeky monkey

oh and his favourite phrase is 'daddy do it'. Fine by me

2.4.

On the train:" NO! NO! NO! NOT FAIR!" Lots of screaming.thrashing, falls off seat, bangs head on floor. Chucks sandwich at innocent by-sitter. "Want apple!" Apple confiscated after being chucked on the floor 5 times. "WANT APPLE!"

After train, sitting in petrol station, waiting for the AA...(for 2.5 arsefucking hours) "What wong mummy? Poor mummy....(mummy banging head on steering wheel). "Wait yellow ra ra ...aw poor mummy...cuddle...get DOWN!" (What, on to the A39? At this point, I'm tempted)...More screaming.

Many hours later, at the mechanics' on a farm: "Ooh! Tactor! Two four ten tactor!"

Finally at home, at nine fucking pm, when I have unwisely given him something to eat, over which he is dawdling, finally lost patience and bundled him up to bed: "NOOOO! CHeESE! NO! NOT FAIR!!More screaming. "WANT NEMUR!" (a cuddly lemur).

Well, that was a cathartic post....

lol stubborn sounds like my DS2 who is also 2.4. Many many hours of unreasonableness in any given setting.

EmmaCate - I've never heard of Splash, will have to look it up now.

DD's spending a lot of time being a doctor at the mo and was diagnosing my moles, freckles and spots so all those posts about those rang a bell. She then offered to give me an ultrasound (We have been going to a lot of medical appointments, but still)

This is totally anecdotal, but does anyone else think kids seem to end up either being very verbal or very physical early on? I think it all evens out by the time they're school aged, but DD defo put all her effort into talking - I remember once when she was still a baby she was sat on the floor 'chatting' to everyone, making them come to her and play/read stories etc, whilst her bezzie mate ran around, climbed up the bookshelves and grabbed any adult nearby to help her, all without talking...

A selection from 2. 4 year old today.

I've done a big poo poo. Change nappy please.

Hello Mummy! Hello Daddy!

I found the light!

Where is Granny? Granny downstairs? Granny sleeping? Granny outside? (Granny is staying with us)

Where is teddy? YAY! I found teddy! (Repeated constantly through the day)

Apricot yoghurt please. When asked what flavour yoghurt she wanted
Fish and chips please. When asked what she wanted for tea.

Clean my teeth please.

Where's the Padpad (Ipad) gone?

and various other babbles through the day.