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Awful biblical names

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beanlet · 16/04/2010 16:18

Anyone else out there who thinks some biblical names are just awful? My cousin just named her DS Enoch -- bleugh! Some other ones I'd never use:

Hepzibah -- sounds like hippopotamus or heffalump.
Jezebel -- obvious reason!
Jael -- can't get the story of her hammering a tent peg through some chap's head out of my own head.

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said · 16/04/2010 16:19

Jezebel is a great name though

owlsa · 16/04/2010 16:20

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violethill · 16/04/2010 16:41

Abishag

StealthPolarBear · 16/04/2010 16:42

Ezra

belgo · 16/04/2010 16:42

Dorcas

IngridFletcher · 16/04/2010 16:48

I think Ezra is nice. I do not have a child called Ezra but do have three bibicallly names children so I am waiting for someone to say their names ming.

purpleturtle · 16/04/2010 16:52

I could have written your post, IngridFletcher

hocuspontas · 16/04/2010 16:52

Absalom

IngridFletcher · 16/04/2010 17:14

I really like Job but I knew it would be pronounced wrongly all the time.

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ASecretLemonadeDrinker · 16/04/2010 17:39

What's wrong with Dorcas!

nickelbabe · 16/04/2010 17:44

you have to watch American Pie to know the reason.
they use it as an insult, like dork or nerd.

i like it though cos it's funny. i wouldn't use it because of the above.

it's another name for Tabitha.

rosieposey · 16/04/2010 17:46

Tamar, i think its a bit pretentious and im pretty sure my friend named her after the river but she insists its a biblical name, i just dont like it (unless your a river).

nobiggy · 16/04/2010 17:46

Probably the Dorc part of it.

Having said that, even if a name sounds odd to you to start with, you get used to it.

fruitshootsandheaves · 16/04/2010 17:47

Pontius

ASecretLemonadeDrinker · 16/04/2010 17:47

How do you pronounce "Job"? I say....Job.

LynetteScavo · 16/04/2010 17:52

I say Jobe.

rosieposey · 16/04/2010 17:52

Lol ASLD its pronounced 'Joe-wb' i dont mind it - not something id choose for my DC though.

ShadeofViolet · 16/04/2010 17:53

I know an Enoch, was wondering if it was the same child but the Enoch I know is 8 (In DS's scout group) He is actually Enoch-Elijah It sounds too much like kneeknock to me.

I like Ezra though, but I wouldnt use it.

wilbur · 16/04/2010 18:03

beanlet - I found a list of names that my dad and mum had done for when I was on the way and Hepzibah was on it - but as a joke (I hope!) as my older sister's name is Hannah.

belgo · 16/04/2010 18:04

Herod

IngridFletcher · 16/04/2010 18:17

I think Enoch Powell may have killed off the use of Enoch in this country. Has anyone actually been called Herod since the actual Herod?

IngridFletcher · 16/04/2010 18:18

I like Jonah too.

bellissima · 16/04/2010 18:55

Hepzibah is a bit too much but 'Eppie' (as in Silas Marner) is lovely. Agree Jezebel is fantastic but feel it would be a little cruel to saddle a child with it.

Beelzebub

LittleSilver · 16/04/2010 19:26

Huh? Jael rocks as a name, actually I have just suggested it on another thread. Jezebel pretty cool too, but can't imagine Our Vicar baptising my child Jezebel, nor FiL's face (he is also of the cloth!)