My mum has just bought DS a beautiful teddy bear, one of these and it needs a name.
I think it's a boy (are teddy bears always boys?) and that it should have a french name because it is a french bear.
This is a chance for all those who like naming their children something sensible but secretly yearn for something a bit more unusual!
So far I thought of Alphonse.
Do your worst best!
PS am aware this isn't teddy bear names topic, but bear with me. boom boom.