Please tell my sister this is a horrible idea

[Siilka]

So, my sister told us last night her names ideas, and she was asking which we prefer. They decided that her husband and her would mix their names to create a new name.

So if it is a girl

Jamifer or Jeniams

A boy :

Jems
Jamer

We all told us it was horrible. But she insist on saying "stranger will find that cute". What do you think

Also, what if they have a second child of the same sex? Way to give them a huge complex when Mum is Jennifer, Dad is James, Sister is Jamifer and they're Linda.

Sister or OP?

She's got to be pulling your leg!

We didn't even tell anybody our shortlist. If people need we would say ridiculously implausible things like that.

Jamifer has absolutely ended me.

I’m picturing a tiny Lucifer brandishing a pot of strawberry conserve in a menacing fashion.

Either she's winding you up or you're winding us up.

In case it's neither - nobody will find those names cute.

They'll think they are stupid.

Cos they are.

Is she pregnant? If not was she pissed?

They sound bloody terrible

Naming a child like tweens name 'ships'.

Priceless.

I think your sister is not old enough to have a baby, and should stick with www.sylvanianfamilies.com/en-uk/

Nobody asked about her baby's name. She just told us last night herself, she seemed so excited and happy. We just said congratulations. She is serious.

Both!

If it's Jennifer and James, why not use the name Jess for either as it contains a bit of both.

Dreadful idea

Ooh interesting, are you pronouncing it Jam-i-fer? I was going for Jaym-i-fer (as in James)...

I think I like Jam-i-fer more now I'm picturing jam-making devils?!

They could go all Game of Thrones - taking a normal name but just changing one vowel sound, to make it sound stoopid different - and call the child Jannifer.

Haha ridiculous. I don't believe she is serious.

She must be on the wind up. Cannot possibly be serious. Poor child.

Jamifer is brilliant, horrible but brilliant 😂

Those names are awful.
If she’s adamant she wants to honour their names :

Janey
Jay
Janis
Jens (pronounced Yens)

She is definitely winding you up 🤣

Surely she's joking (or somebody is).

Jamifer Short name Jammy! Just No a thousand times over!

I believe many kids who have been given silly names (looking at you , celebs) often change them.to something more sensible in later life 😀

This isn't real surely.

Ask her how she would feel having a mix of her parents names. Hopefully she will get the point.

Jeniams is even worse.

this is a Balonz isn’t it

Jamifer instantly made me think of this 🤣