fark me this is a topic?you wlot wna to get a life you nonces

[FluffyMummy123]

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No - sorry TM - just the whol uproar

bloody hell, mom2latino, how on earth could she get pregnant without knowing the word vagina??

Well lulu,

It it's someone that isn't very educated (ie never had sex ed, or high school for example) and always heard it referred to in slang (ie. "fanjo", "nether regions", or my personal favorite "hoo-ha") I think it is quite possible. I really do believe that there are people that don't know the correct terms for their body parts.

"Hello my name is Vagina, and these are my sisters Areola and Clitoris, and I'd like you to meet my brother Scrotum"

LOL!!! brilliant

Do you like this name?

But I only want you to agree with me.

I will flounce if you don't, and accuse you of being a snob.

What do you mean, the other kids will tease? They tease anyway so why shouldn't I call my little darling Premature-Ejaculation?

We might abbreviate it to Ejac

If Robin is an acceptable name for a child, why have Swallow, Bluetit, Shag or Chough never reaLLY CAUGHT ON?

Likewise with Warren, why not set, den and kennel??

Think Kennel might catch on.

Franny, I could send you my list of boys' names
THe one I wrote when I was high on pregnancy hormones
It's...not what I might choose now.

ta ladies. this is v funny/
now, ...... what do you think of ragwort (for a boy) and cardoon (for a girl, obviously).....?

oh god yes. Hormones! I was a) Young and b) a hippy and c) as flaky as a bowl of Kellogs with the hormones.
I remember aat one point thinking Oak was a very sturdy, Thomas Hardy-esque name for a little boy...

And at one point (totally addled and on planet la-la) waking up with the name Seven in my head. ''But darling, it's my favourite number and it looks so lovely written down. People will get used to it...'' NO-one should be allowed to choose a name until pg hormones have GONE!

My boys ended up with very nice, normal names somehow.

i think we should link this with the 'Adults with Unusual Names?' thread .

I worked with a chap called Kinnell, F&Z.

He was one cool dude!

hahaha @ oak.

in the throes of hormonal delusion i was rather taken with the folowing girls' names (but lUckily had two dss). dh v wisely said nothing and waited til the moment passed....

glory
pearl
dido (this was in 1997, before THAT dido)
agnes
theodora
pansy
etc....

with apologies to all th little pansies out there.....

LOL at glory!Now that is hormonal.

bless you fmf...
(err, are you pregnant / hormonal?)

God no. But maybe still a little flaky.....that never went away

I really want to say the three names of a family I grew up with but the girl might be on here or someone might know her!

name change, name change!!

ohhhh, don't let that stop you sharing with us vs.... just say how much you've always admired them, so unusual, etc.

rimming ehh Rimini is a luvverley name

PS cod go get yer dictionary out and search until you find nonce

Ugh sod it, they all knew their names were unusual, after all one was a brand of coffee the other was pilchards and they called each other those when children.

Melitta, Kenrick and Merrick.

did I know you, VS?

yuck. sorry, but really! double yuk to the mixy-matchy "ick" ones.