fark me this is a topic?you wlot wna to get a life you nonces

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liekt eh ncie ladeexa re doign wiht cunt.

nope, you've lost me ......

Nonce = short for Nonsense as in Nonsense Crime, used amongs gaol inmates and screws

Lulu - like the nice ladies are doing with canute.

god I need some help with this

we can't think of a single boys' name we both like

tonnes of girls' names

Expat, can't you have Uranus as the middle name for your guinea pig with the first name Stikituppya?

Franny, Mango is good for a boy or girl I'd have thought...

Or even Canute-ing Mango.

we have told my mother it will be Herod

we used up our two best names on ds, idiots

suzy, not in the prison Dh worked in.

Lulu is right.

So fishface I BAN you from using it.

I truly think Vagina would make a lovely girl's name. It is classy.

I thought he was a train driver

how come in active convs it says 0 posts for this topic when there are loads?

Pan, you're in danger of becoming a one-trick pony

lol at Herod.

We told my Toxic Father that ds1 was going to be Kier Hardy Trotsky Stalin Quentin Marley Kenny Everret Oaktree Rainbow
(trying to encompass as many of his prejudices and soapboxes as possible)

Clymidia Thrush for a girl ...

... although, fff, I can kind of see his point about Stalin!

Franny - we did that too. if i have another boy i don't know what we'll call him....

He is now suzy, before that he was prison officer

(well yes, but we threw that in as an extra joke - as ds1's middle name is Jospeh and to this day, TF thinks that it was in 'honour' of Stalin....stupid Twunt.

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Lucifer is very pretty, no?

From The 'Urban Dictionary' I like the example including Gary Glitter

1. nonce

(UK) Slang for paedophile.

"That Gary Glitter bloke, he's a right nonce."

1. nonce

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates

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calm down - live and let live fgs

Me MT? Im not bothered by the word at all. ( that is if you mean me!) just wondered where it derived from and found the Gary Glitter sentence.