If you had 10 kids, what would you name them?

[As8ly4yn]

Just a fun thread. Don't have to aim for 50/50 girls/boys, just whatever you like.

Felicity Margot
Eloise Astrid
Julia Meredith
Clara Celine
Margaret Iona
Ada Collette
Jacob Christopher
Miles Lachlan
George Cameron
William Alexander

Abacus
Betelgeuse
Caravaggio
Domenica
Eduardo
Fandango
Goofy
Hector
Irrational
Jumping Jehoshaphat

Honor Lucia

Valentina Danae

Marianne Tatiana

Rosabel Beatrice

Ines Araminta

Fabian Alexander

Rafael Benedict

Constantine James

Rufus Patrick

Tiago Francis

That’s today

I do have 11 but not naming them!!

I’d call them all Dave.

Or, I’d call one of them Bodkin Van Horn
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate

@Easterbunnyiswindowshopping
Please

Partridge
Dove
Hen
Birdie
Golden
Goose
Swan
Maid
Dancer
Leaper

Madeleine
Meg
Nell
Josephine
Constance

Thomas
Leonard (Ned)
Peter

8 kids would probably be enough

Silas
Sasha
Naomi
Leah
Tabitha
Rosa
Name of DC1,2,3,4

Beatrix
Linnet
Maria
Penelope/Tuppence
Amity
Annasophia
Lottie
Scout
Wren
Bryony
Piper

Sebastian
Jojo
Atticus
Kit
Tom
Reece
Oisin
Tobin
Douglas

Adeline
Catherine
Emily
Edward
Alexander
Theodore

I already have 4. I REALLY love Joaquin, Atticus, Barnaby and Montgomery, but wouldn't have the balls to use them (and DP wouldn't let me as he thinks they're too 'out there')

So I know I was tongue in cheek, but coincidentally ALL my DC names have been picked by other posters

Ok not including my current dc:

Rosie
Thomas
Poppy
Christopher
Amy
Dorothy
Jessica
Katie
Frankie
Annie

Rudolph
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner
Blitzen
Bob

I'm
Going
To
Live
In
The
Shed

Someone else can name the rest.

Fuck
My
Life
Who
Thought
This
Was
A
Good
Idea

Excluding the children I already have

Jocelyn Florence 'Joss'
Phoebe Rebecca
Madeline Hannah
Roberta Primrose 'Bobbie'
Emmeline Lucy 'Emmy'
Clara Faith
Moses Benjamin
Rufus Nathaniel
Tobias Joshua
Barnaby Jude

Oooh what a nice idea for a thread!

I would have

Boys

Toby
James
William
Wolf
Patrick

Girls

Leveret
Naomi
Rebecca
Mathilde
Elodie

Clementine Grace
Marigold Anne
Audrey Elizabeth
Imogen Hazel
Persephone Joan
Hugo Solomon
Leonard John
James Owen
Alexander Desmond

And one of my current dc, whichever is my favourite at the time

coincidentally ALL my DC names have been picked by other posters

It's Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face, Sneepy and Abacus, isn't it?

Joseph Samuel
Isaiah Joshua
Phoebe Ruth
Simeon Daniel
Francis James
Naomi Juniper
Esther Shalom
Hope Rachel
Benjamin Peter
Gabriel Thomas

@TheYearOfSmallThings

coincidentally ALL my DC names have been picked by other posters

It's Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face, Sneepy and Abacus, isn't it?

Darn it!

Well I have five minutes to spare while waiting for one of the children on this list (although middle names have been swapped round). I realise I sound like I am naming a royal dynasty.

Sebastian Philip
James Michael
Alexander Hugh
Bertram Sidney
Toby Andrew
Edward Harry
Anna Sophie
Rose Stephanie
Amy Grace
Emily Louise

Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail & Peter.