If you had 10 kids, what would you name them?

[As8ly4yn]

Just a fun thread. Don't have to aim for 50/50 girls/boys, just whatever you like.

Felicity Margot
Eloise Astrid
Julia Meredith
Clara Celine
Margaret Iona
Ada Collette
Jacob Christopher
Miles Lachlan
George Cameron
William Alexander

Casper James
Elio Vincent
Rex Alexander
Magnus Edward
Apollo George
Juniper Sadie
Clover Eliza
Matilda Clementine
Daisy Emmeline
Penelope Florence

Francis
James
Joey
Charlie
Riley
Phoebe
Evie
Amelia
Jolie
Grace

Charlotte
Hannah
Eleanor
Harriet
Zoe
Caitlin
Christopher
Matthew
Daniel
William

All the boys would be Hamish
All the girls would be Morag

I mix my children's names up all the time, there is no way I could keep track of 10. At least this way I'd have a 50% chance of getting it right first time.

Either Cordelia , Cassandra, Caroline, Charlotte, Cecilia, Catherine, Christiana , Chiara, Clarissa, Caliope

or
Primo, Secunda, Tertius, Quartus, Quinta, Sextus, Septimus, Octavian, Nonna and Decimus.

@sweepeep

Fuck My Life Who Thought This Was A Good Idea

I'm crying.

NN -
Fifi.
Mimi.
Lulu.
Haz.
Tommy.
Timmy.
Wazza.
Al.
Gee.
Ike.

Billy
Dilly
Hilly
Jilly
Lilly
Milly
Tilly
Willy
Zilly

and Fred.

Nina Elizabeth
Clara Sophie
Cecilia Alice
Sarah Eirlys
Carys Sasha

James Paul
Daniel John
George David
Sam Alexander
Adam Griffith

Sasha
Anya
Tabitha
Naomi
Rosa

Silas
Orion
Isaac
Rowan
Reuben

Jo,
Ann
Tom
Sue
May
Alf
Sid
Dan
Bob
Rob

All you with you long flowery names will regret them the first time you have to write them all down.
I've four kids with long names and that's bad enough.

Lucy Alexandra
Grace Harriet
Isabella (Izzy) Alice
Annie Victoria
Mary Matilda
Catherine (Katie) Ellen
Rachel Jane
Elizabeth (Beth ) Daisy
Violet Eleanor
Amy Rosalind

Scarlett
Daisy
Poppy
Winter
Flynn
Whatthe
Wheredya
Keepcomingfrom
Stopstop
Imsofreakingtired

Or, I’d call one of them Bodkin Van Horn
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate

Genius! Oh barebelliedsneetch! The places you’ll go!

sweepeep
Fuck
My
Life
Who
Thought
This
Was
A
Good
Idea

More genius!

Eva
Violet
Emilia
Ivy
Annie
Matilda
Jasper
Arthur
Jack
George

Max
William
Freddie
Arlo
River

Lara
Willow
Wren
Sylvia
Nina

Jim bob
Sunny
Wednesday
Mary Jane
Belle
Bella
Kimba
Miles
Kerry
Moz