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100 Worst Baby Names

69 replies

ReeseWitherfork · 29/09/2021 13:39

Anyone seen this? Entertaining list. Poor George, not sure he deserves to be there.

www.emmasdiary.co.uk/pregnancy-and-birth/unique-baby-names/worst-baby-names

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LadyCarolineDester · 30/09/2021 14:41

It’s embarrassingly bad, isn’t it?

The writer is obviously either stupid or really young, so let’s be kind and assume it was a kid on work experience.

NeedEducating · 30/09/2021 14:43

Oh no my baby's name is on there BlushGrin

MirandaBlu · 30/09/2021 20:59

Only got through "Emmi" and stopped reading. Some of these names are ridic and complletely made up (or obvious mistakes), others totally normal. Based on the comments on the traditional names she disses, the author seems to be oddly monolingual and monocultural.

Famousfrays · 30/09/2021 21:04

Half of these names are completely normal, the others are obviously made up. I’m a bit gutted I didn’t see this article before naming DD though otherwise I’d have called her Boomquifa Elizabreath

CoffeeRunner · 30/09/2021 21:09

So how do you pronounce Nevaeh?

The comment about it not being pronounced the way it's spelled confused me Confused.

NeedEducating · 30/09/2021 21:19

@CoffeeRunner

So how do you pronounce Nevaeh?

The comment about it not being pronounced the way it's spelled confused me Confused.

I thought it was nah - vey - ah but I might be wrong
PyjamaMamma · 30/09/2021 21:19

@CoffeeRunner

So how do you pronounce Nevaeh?

The comment about it not being pronounced the way it's spelled confused me Confused.

I only encountered this name in the wild once, and it was pronounced something like Nevaya.
PyjamaMamma · 30/09/2021 21:20

Also “Ahmiracle” used for 800 babies a year? Wonder where! Grin

ReeseWitherfork · 30/09/2021 21:37

Neveah = heaven backwards. That's what makes it awful.

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LorenzoVonMatterhorn · 30/09/2021 21:45

Nevaeh Why is this name spelt nothing like it is pronounced?

I bet the writer thinks this is niamh.

bridgeofslides · 30/09/2021 22:52

I like the name Doyle

manhattenrain · 01/10/2021 03:46

Quite a few lovely names on that list.

IndecentCakes · 01/10/2021 04:14

Mine and my twin sister's on there - we're Phelony and Inspektor, of course Grin

Chunkymenrock · 01/10/2021 06:43

Nigel is hardly a 40 year old. More like 50-65 years old. The list sounds like it was written by a 13 year old. Load of rubbish.

Noogar · 01/10/2021 18:29

Nasty article

LorenzoVonMatterhorn · 01/10/2021 19:29

@Chunkymenrock

Nigel is hardly a 40 year old. More like 50-65 years old. The list sounds like it was written by a 13 year old. Load of rubbish.
I used to work with a couple of Nigels who would both be around 43 Now
RobinPenguins · 01/10/2021 19:33

Did someone get paid to write that?

Rizzoli123 · 01/10/2021 19:39

George is my sons middle name. The sun said peppa pig had ruined it

VanillaAndOrange · 06/10/2021 21:52

I like Alice, Arthur, George, John and Simon. I don't see anything that bad about Arabella, Mia, Arlo and Dennis. And I kind of like Geoffrey, while recognising that it would still probably seem too dated for a baby now.

Unsure1983 · 15/10/2021 23:30

Stupid. They said something means something 'in African'. Grin

Onlinedilema · 16/10/2021 08:42

What's wrong with Louis?

Comedycook · 16/10/2021 08:45

@Onlinedilema

What's wrong with Louis?
I was just going to say that too? Confused

And the comment underneath asking if anyone else just think of Louis Walsh...Confused er, no

juliainthedeepwater · 16/10/2021 09:01

Did you write this, OP?

BubbleCoffee · 16/10/2021 09:10

I always found Emma's diary quite patronising and simplistic. This article is infantile.

BiscuitLover09876 · 16/10/2021 11:09

I agree they're pretty awful!

Some are just overused. The number of Alice's, Arlos and Arthur's is unreal