Harmony or Harmonica

[ramidad123]

DH came on here a while ago asking for advice for DD. Think we've settled between these two just can't decide. Thanks for any advice ! G

They both have fairly strong—I’m sorry, I can’t find a nicer way to put this—stripper connotations if applied to a person. Also EHarmony is a dating site so it’s like calling her Tinderella, everyone will think they know how she was conceived. I really really wouldn’t.

Also are a poster up thread said Harmonica is the name of the baby in Superstore—the joke is that they’re the “white trash” teen pregnancy couple with parents in jail and that’s the name they picked. I’m sorry it’s just not a good starting point.

Harmonica is the name of Cheyenne's baby in Superstore! There's a whole joke about her confusing Harmony and Harmonica and being too dim to realise that Harmonica isn't actually a name.

(And my username is a homage to Cheyenne!)

Harmonica

Neither, have another think.

Tinderella

Definitely not Harmonica! Harmony is ok but I wouldn't call my child that. Names that sound similar; Hermione, Melody, Monica, Harriet,

Harmony is nice, there was a character in The Queens Nose called Harmony and her sister was Melody.

Harmonica is not a name! It's not a nice word either.

Harmonica is beyond ridiculous. You might as well call her trombone. Harmony isn't great.

A neighbour called her dd8. Harmonia.

Harmony isn’t great (especially if she has trouble playing with others and/or can’t sing!) but Harmonica is probably the worst suggestion I have ever heard, sorry OP! It’s up there with calling your child Trumpet.

I like Harpsichord.

Melody is the better option.

@DogsAreShit

I think they're lovely names OP.

Similar:
Mouthorgan
Hammondorgan
Barrelorgan
Organgrinder
Motherbrown
Eeieeieeio

Lmao!

I just think of the Harmony test. Sorry both are pretty dreadful.

@Onjnmoeiejducwoapy

They both have fairly strong—I’m sorry, I can’t find a nicer way to put this—stripper connotations if applied to a person. Also EHarmony is a dating site so it’s like calling her Tinderella, everyone will think they know how she was conceived. I really really wouldn’t.

Also are a poster up thread said Harmonica is the name of the baby in Superstore—the joke is that they’re the “white trash” teen pregnancy couple with parents in jail and that’s the name they picked. I’m sorry it’s just not a good starting point.

Tinderella!

Literally only clicked on this post to see if there were any Superstore references Cheyenne is absolutely my favourite! But sorry op I wouldn't use the name Harmonica

there is a reason why naming conventions exist and threads like this prove it. Harmonica? Poor child.

What about Melody?

I know a harmonica!

Well, not quite. She's from Yorkshire and is "ar Monica"

I’ve always fancied Pianola for a girl.

Keyboard for a boy.

@AmazingBouncingFerret

I’m quite liking Kazoo.

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

Tinderella

I prefer Trumpet. Much classier.

Oh my goodness, I'm picturing you with a toddler lying face down in Tesco screaming until she's red in the face and you going 'Now Harmony, come on'
Well she won't be a tantrum toddler forever! No worse than any other child having a moment!!
I have known a few called Harmony over the years. Its a nice name.

I would worry if the child was tone deaf or very unharmonious in character. Hermione as an alternative?