Dildo

[sallyhopkins]

Thinking of calling my newborn girl dildo what do u think

Nah. Go for Balonza-Mae.

Zoflora's quite popular these days

I think you mean DIDO which is a wonderfully classical name. Her boyfriend was called Aeneas but please don’t shorten that to Arse.

Buttplug as a middle name?

Er, interesting choice but we're not sure that's on the list of Mumsnet approved baby names, @sallyhopkins.

Thanks for all the other suggestions, folks. Do please keep them coming.

The OP will have read them from afar though, sadly, as we've now shown them the door....

Lovely name

Unusual but nice

Hm, it doesn't really work though... maybe something along the lines of 'Turki Bastia'?

please don’t shorten that to Arse

I wonder what Arsene Wenger’s name gets shortened to?

I always thought Chlymidia sounded like an oddly beautiful name

Dildo Inanus surely

Need to know the surname to give a proper opinion.

Surely it at least deserves a capital D?

Does she have a brother called Dong?

Klitt?

A sister for Labia.

Have you thought of schlong?

And syphilis for a boy!! 😆

I went to school with a girl who had an imaginary friend called Vulgar

Clitoris is better

How about Dildo-Mae?

Personally I would have thought Dildo was more of a boy's name. As in Dildo Baggins that Hobbit dude.

KoroNa for a girl or KoviD for a boy.

I once taught a Turkish girl called Dilda.

Buttplug is much more classic. Or Anal-Beads.