Middle names for Vulcan

[PepperSteaks]

Middle names for Vulcan please. Would like a middle name as DD has one. Thank you.

Vulcan Theborgcollective surname

Aw OP you fucked it up! Never mind.

Surely when thinking of baby names, Spock would make you think of Dr Spock, not Mr Spock

Oh, you're going Roman, how déclassé! They only copied the Greeks ya know. Hephaestus, or you announce yourself as terribly non u.

And a twat.

Bomber

IsedRubber

Got to be 'ite'.

Anized.

Aha, ver amusing OP - except you were the only person to mention Star Trek so game over. Better luck next time or get a more interesting hobby

Even if you do just think of the god of fire, it's quite a back story for a baby though - Vulcan was rejected at birth by his mother for being small and ugly according to roman mythology. She threw him down from mount Olympus and he fell into the sea. He took revenge as an adult by designing a throne for Juno his mother, which when she sat in it released metal bands trapping her in the chair. He wouldn't release her until he was promised marriage to Venus. The eruptions of mount etna were said to be the raging anger of Vulcan each time Venus is unfaithful to him. He was renowned among the gods for his anger and lack of physical beauty. I'm not sure it's exactly a happy namesake.

Shrinkinzevash (must be pronounced in German accent for full effect).

I have a Turkish friend (male) called Volkan, he’s a lovely chap. 😀

Possible middle names? I’m thinking:

Emotionally-stunted
Salute
Nerve-pinch
Ears

In other words, don’t do it!

I'd go for Romulan or maybe Ferengie. In Keeping with the 'Vulcan' theme.

Sue?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XdreZ3qKqs8

Honestly people that name their wains such ridiculous names need a serious talking too.

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Ha ha ha ha. Nice one OP.

How about:
Ologist
Isates
Ised
Ites
Isms
Ian
Ic

*and weans

Deathgrip, obviously.

Bomber. It's got to be Bomber

Joking apart, if you really are serious this thread surely is an indicator of the reactions you will get if you go ahead with this ridiculous name. Or is it just a nickname? Or are you a loon?

Nigel
Steve
David
John

Vulcan McVulcanface is surely the winner!

Vulcan Deathgrip is too obvious, as is Spock (whether purebred or not).

Volkan is a great name in the corresponding culture, in English the poor child will just be miserable I'm afraid.

This would be a wank name even for a middle class hipster boy. Thank goodness you put us all out of our misery early on.

Quark

Well the third reply mentions Spock so not quite the op giveaway people seem to think unless the third poster was the op too which is clearly possible as this is patently bollocks.