You have to name a child after body part/body function

[Mrsknackered]

I think Pharynx and Chyme are really fine names.

Quite like Ileum too.

This is all hypothetical ofcourse!

Sweet little baby Rectum

Dick

John Thomas

Fanny

Tragus sounds like a trendy boy name

Calyx

• Nephron
• Shoulder blade - a very strong middle name
• Ventricle

Amygdala

Philtrum and Glabella Malpighi-Schwann.

Mastoid does 'roids from the gym.

Prepuce got a bashing in the showers.

Cornea

Eustachia and Fallopia, twin girls.

Adrenaline for a girl
Thyroxine for a boy

Glabella.

Hiccup!

Chordae (pronounced Kor-day)

Keratin nn kerry
Follicular nn folly
Adipose nn addy
Pleura nn pluey?????

Keratin

Snap sea!

Péroné (Fibula in French)

Heart for a boy

Iris for a girl

Labia.

Radius and ulna - boy girl twins
For boys - Otolith, synapse, spleen
Girls - fallopian, cochlea, placenta. I imagine placenta would go riding

Has anyone seen the Rowan Atkinson sketch calling the Dirty Names register

Atlas
Axis
Anvil
Achilles
Cuticle
Fonda
Chyle

Not "Fonda" - "Fovea"