You have to name a child after body part/body function

[Mrsknackered]

I think Pharynx and Chyme are really fine names.

Quite like Ileum too.

This is all hypothetical ofcourse!

Oesophagus.

Girl - Carina (it's part of the trachea)
Boy - Arch (of foot)

Have we had Epiglottis (nn Eppy) yet?

Achilles and Areola.

Pat-Ella

I like elbow. Nice and simple. Elbow Jones.

I quite like Villi as well.

Ball sack
Clit
Gooch ?
Or maybe belly button ??

Aorta

Metatarsal

Dermis

Those stuck for boys

Sternum
Artery (Art/Arty)
Deltoid
Rhomboid
Acinar (I think this is unisex....)

I have actually just heard of a baby girl called Ren - which is the Latin for kidney I think?

Skin would be cool and hip for a boy.

Renal. I think it's more unisex myself.

Ren is often short for Irene (pronounced in the French way -- Ee-ren)
I have a French friend Irene who is Ren.

Nostril -- he's an upper-class, serious little boy.
He has a more frivolous sister, Follicle.

Yes @tartyflette I know those delightful children.
Their parents are Nucleus and Amylase Ventricle.

Willy? Will for short

Clitoris and her brother Perineum

I quite like Spleen.

I think Amy-lase works well hyphenated. Also Re-Tina or Mam-Mary ☺️

Brow or Lobe

Maxilla, Max for nn.

Perhaps that's what all those little boys called Max already have on their birth certificates.

MrsK
Of course - and don't forget the babies, Radius and Scapula, boy-girl twins

Girls

Nausea
Amygdala

Boys

Achilles
Cortex
Tragus

I have a cousin named Carina! Mind you until about 3 years ago I thought her name Cortina as Ford

Most are much nicer with Irish spellings:

Boilg (stomach)

Ceann (head)

Scornach (throat)

Glúin (knee)

Lámh (arm)

Duáin (kidney)

Srón (nose)

I can see any of those catching on!

Haemorrhoids, known as piles for short