You have to name a child after body part/body function

[Mrsknackered]

I think Pharynx and Chyme are really fine names.

Quite like Ileum too.

This is all hypothetical ofcourse!

Carina

I think Ossicle is a poetic name for a boy. He will attend St Custard's and be friends with Fotherington-Thomas.

His uncle Langerhans runs a cattle ranch in Patagonia.

I'm sure I have heard of girls named Melina. If you spell it Melaena it's a type of bloody diarrhoea.

Actually, now I think about it, "Diarrhoea" as a group of syllables actually sounds quite pleasing for a girls name. Kind of distinguished. Like a cross between Diana and Dorothea.

I've also met a couple of woman called Melena. I think it's a relatively well known name from another culture, always makes me smile though
I have actually met a Carina

Enzyme, Enzy for short.

Willy!
lowers tone

Cleft

Pinkie

Enzy is cute!

Organelle.

Mucus. Very like Marcus.

Perineum nn Perry

Am I allowed to throw in Amelia, or will I be stoned for bringing that one up?!

Osmosis
Peristalsis
Hippocampus
Endocrine

Carpal Tunnel.
Humerus.

How about Fossa? Or Cillia?

Phlegm for those who like the autism style spellings

I mean Irish spellings - WTF.

Haha I seen your post and thought fuck me puppymonkey is pushing it

Tibia and Fibula sound nice and classy - kind of like Portia. Cornea is pretty, too.

If it's a boy, Thorax sounds heroic as fuck!

Thorax- he'd be very Thor-like, amazong thighs.

Hypothalamus - thalaMUS thalaMUS will you do the fandango?

Tonsil - Ton for short, would want to play a lot of hockey in her teens

Urethra, for a girl, especially if your surname is Franklin

Fontanelle
Elle/Ella for short.

Cornea is cute

And her brother

Scalp

Axilla