You have to name a child after body part/body function

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I think Pharynx and Chyme are really fine names.

Quite like Ileum too.

This is all hypothetical ofcourse!

Twins... mandible and Maxilla (face bones)

Love Scornach!

@tartyflette did you hear about their poor gardener Peri Pheral? He had a nervous breakdown.

please do let me know when I am dragging this out, I'm doing a wonderful job of procrastinating

Douglas is about the most normal body part name I can think of, but I too knew a Carina

Aorta and Septum. Sound almost Harry Potter esque.

Inhale and Exhale. Twins. Gender non specified obvs.

Fanny

Borborygmus, for a boy.

Dick?

Girls
Hymen
Patella
Cilia

Boys
Crus- leg in Latin
Omos- shoulder
Aeneus

Umbilicus would be a "strong" name for a boy.

And Cochlea for his pretty sister.

Fibia

I had a Scottish friend at school called Eilidh and whenever we had a supply teacher and they got to her name on the register ... "Eyelid?"

Hip - this child is home schooled, vegan, bilingual, a talented guitar player and skateboarder.

Brow - prefect at Charterhouse, sights set on applying for Oxbridge to study Law.

Eyelash - little Eyelash nn Lashy likes ballet and riding. She’s going to ask for a pony for Christmas but may have to settle for a goldfish.

Metatarsal has a nice ring to it.

Alphonse Areola is a French professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for Ligue 1 club Paris Saint-Germain.

Or so DS8 tells me while laughing hysterically

Apendix, penny for short.

Cartilage - unisex
Carter for a boy
Tilly for a girl

Twins Mitosis and Meiosis

Candida

Sulcus, perfect for when they get to teenagers!

Breathe for the hipsters, could be boy or girl

Atlas
Patella
Lunate
Cilia

Micturate (Mick for short)

Maxilla

Cornea
Mitochondria

Vagus
Gonad (just like Conrad I think)

Bilirubin