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Terrible baby names your parents/in laws have suggested.

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Jackieharris · 05/03/2015 10:19

We've just told the patents we're having another DC.

Their suggestions so far are

Ian and
Malcolm for boys
and
Jean for a girl!

No no no!

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CoffeeChocolateWine · 10/03/2015 23:58

My mum suggested Felix for my DS. I thought it was a ridiculous name. I laughed at her and said there was no way I would even consider it for anything other than a cat. However, 6 years later I love it and would probably want to use it if I ever had another boy!

She also suggested Arthur after dismissing the name Joe as too "old man-ish". Still can't work that one out!

It was actually my DH that came out with the worst name suggestion for our daughter...after being on a roll with some lovely names, he suggested Denise. Just No.

Jackieharris · 16/03/2015 12:07

My mum's come up with some new suggestions

Angus
Hamish
Graham
Douglas

Not a chance in hell, sorry mum.

We suggested an Irish name but she said no Irish names 'they are all common' Hmm

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Cleanbean · 16/03/2015 12:14

My grandad suggested Perdita and Prudence.

Zara8 · 16/03/2015 12:16

Cecil and Eugene when I was pg with DS
Madison when was pg with DD

ConfusedConfusedConfused

Jackieharris · 16/03/2015 13:02

I know a Clark, it's actually not that bad.

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LittleBairn · 16/03/2015 15:58

Not the grandparents but my DH has regularly over the years suggested Valerie for a boy, saying that they use it in Russia. Neither if us have any Russian heritage or ever even visited.
Strangely enough we are having a girl but he's never once suggested it for her. Confused

Jackieharris · 16/03/2015 19:28

Goodness knows why but we had another chat about baby names with DM today.

She suggested

-Christine (we aren't religious)
-marlisse (we aren't German)
-Ann
-fiona
-Harriet
-Lucy

Lucy I don't actually mind but it's too popular and too girly for me.

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iklboo · 16/03/2015 19:43

Apologies if anyone has children by these names, but PIL (who have been divorced 25 years) suddenly united to try to force us to use relatives' names for DS - as in 'You've GOT to call baby after an ancestor'. DH pointed out that he isn't, nephew isn't & neither am I. As well as where would we stop? ALL his relatives plus all mine? Foot down. Suggestions included:

Stan
Tony (not Anthony / Antony)
Bernard
Albert
Marjorie
Barbara
Phyllis
Ida

Again, sorry if anyone has DS's by these names, but they're just not for us.

iklboo · 16/03/2015 19:44

Oh, and Bridie (not Bridget)

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