*Judgementalness alert* Worst DC/sibling names you've ever heard.

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I know someone whose daughter and son are called Paris and Troy. Really! Aside from being utter rubbish, I mean, if we are going with mythology Paris is a boy not a girl, and Troy is a place not a person! Its Paris and Hector surely? Or Troy and Mesopotamia?

So can you top that? Go on, I could do with a laugh.

Again with the judgey warning....are there subjects on mn that just arnt allowed any more. I'll add amusing names to the list with SIDS causes then.....sigh

No one is saying amusing names are not allowed actually if you read the thread.

Depends what you find "amusing" really

My Dd knows a pair of brothers called Chris and Drew; not too bad until you learn that their surname is Peacock!

Little dick and big dick head.

I thought it might be a new swear?

There is a massive difference between sam and ella then any of the scarlett and jade names.

Exactly brandy.

OP here For what it is worth, when I started the conversation I had the likes of Sam and Ella in mind, not Scarlett and Jade (I think they are perfectly acceptable names) and certainly not general name bashing. Just themed or ill-thought out sibling combinations.

Mrsdevere, two of my dcs names were in the list you mentioned. My Oscar did have such lovely curls before his haircut - sigh. < hates that I am so predictable and safe in my name choices>

I knew a Kate Bush. I always thought that was unfortunate since her parents named her when Kate Bush was already quite famous.

I worked with a Randy once too. American, but really shouldn't have moved to the UK. Poor guy.

I was in A and E once and the girl in front of me in the queue (about 15) was called Lollipop-Mae, with a double-barrelled surname too. Poor bugger.

I actually quite like the name randy but you can't can you. Too cruel.

I once knew a Rose Bush. And my head mistress was called Olive Blott.

I met a penny pen at a funeral recently. That has to be marriage.

oooh there was a girl at my first school called Teresa Green!
and I had a maths teacher called Mrs Measures

Alistair and Alison

I don't know if this true but I'd love it if it was. A friend told me he used to go to school with a boy whose father was a plumber. Their surname was Pipe. And the boy's first name? Dwayne!!

My dp just told me he had a teacher called. Richard splash but he was lying..

My maths teacher was called Mrs Cocker. If I ever end up a teacher hell no I would have to change my name if that was my surname.

I worked with Richard whanker - really I did AND he shortened his name.

A friend taught a little boy called Peter and brother Sherman - surname if Tank

I know a Melanie Melville. And I used to go out with a Heathcliff, Ellen. He had a sister called... Sharon...

I went to school with a girl called Tina Coffey. I'd known her for five whole years when I heard a teacher shout it and I suddenly realised how ridiculous it was. I went round going "Tina Coffey! Tina Coffey! Geddit??" and everyone was

I think laughing about funny sibling sets is fine. Mocking individual names less so. Most of the names on this thread are normal names but some of the combinations are hilarious.

Also - I think Uggs are posh aren't they? I work in a private school and everyone has both Uggs and Hunters (don't know about crocs, I guess they'd be holiday wear). My children have hunters (courtesy of friends ) and they are totally worth it if you live in the country imo. Especially if you wear welly socks with them. (anyway, what a tangent!)

Nina, Tina, Gina and .... Roland.

Welsh that's hilarious. My favourite of the night!

Just so random!