Worse name you EVER heard for a child

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Today i went out and was doing shopping heard this name been called i thought it was a nickname, then the dad and nan said it to him, but fuck me i feel for the kid.

His name was DENIM.

I thought about this all day and it cant be...

My pet peeve is when eople use famous peopl's nicknames in the belief that those were there actual names. Spike, Coco, Woody and Bear are examples of this............

my obstrecian (sp) was called God's will

Bob Gedolf chose awful names like Fifi Trixabelle and Peaches

I bet he didn't. I bet Paula Yates did!

I know a boy called Toady.
Its a nickname of a nickname ffs

My least favourite name is Junior as in Jack Junior, Dave Junior, even Storm or Tiger Junior. At least pick them a name of their own.

Rogan Joshua - true ! my husband's cousin's son.

There is a truely (yes spelt that way) at ds2's nursery.

Is savannah a bad name? I am one , named after blue savannah though.

I always thought poison ivy the one that gives you rashes and blisters etc? Forgive me if i am wrong!

No i am in south of england?!

I once heard someone shouting "get 'ere now jepetto"!!!! As In Pinocchio's father. Now that is an awful name.

La-a
Ruubee
Ramsay
Destiny

I once taught a boy who was called Levi with a middle name of Denim!! I kid you not!

My friend swears that while shopping, in asda she overheard a mum shouting at her toddler daughter "SILUMEHHHH !!!!! GET THE FOOK OFF THEM BISCUITS! NAHHHH!!"

presumably the poor kid was called, Silumi / Sillumey ??

Destiny, Precious and Truely all sound like perfectly acceptable Afro Caribbean names to me.

These threads sometimes strike me as a tiny bit racist.

woodland was the name possibly Salome (pronounced badly!)?

Someone I went to uni with named her baby girl Bentley Princess.

A friend of a friend (well an old uni friend, really just a FB friend now) called her daughter Moet.

In my experience girls get landed with the weirder names....

true the only little Precious I met was African.
the very worst have to be Jamie Oliver's kids..
what are they.. something like Petal, Honey boo boo and Buddy Bear?
I mean ffs...those poor poor children.., they sound like soft toys.

Oh yeah and I used to work as a medical receptionist and was ASTOUNDED when a mum bought her two kids in for an appointment, one was called "T-Jay" (spelt EXACTLY like that) and the other one was called "Migell" (like Miguel, which would have been a normal name, but like she couldn't spell it properly)

Yes poison ivy gives you a horrible rash but it is not really a member of the ivy family. Real ivy is a climbing evergreen vine, with dark green leaves. It's a member of the ginseng family.

I don't want to make this too identifiable but I came accross a little girl,known as Hattie but her christian name was an area of New York and her surname a man who wears a suit of armour .Poor girl,only about 6 at the moment but I dread her teenage years

Savannah isn't a bad name...I just don't like it.
Don't like my own - much more traditional name - much either tbh...
I have always wished I was called Megan for some reason (I read the thorn birds at an impressionable age)

MK?

Sounds like a Blackpool brothel.

Oh dear.

Truly Scrumptious! Some names he are just a bit forrin. I know little Salomes, Ulysses, Astrids... And no one would bat an eyelid when the Kia go home for e summer.

Is the made up ones or weirdly spelled ones that I wonder about. Just what are the parents trying to say about themselves and their kids?

Pop stars and celebs get away with it because they and their kids are so rich or well connected they are hardly likely to get bullied at the local secondary modern are they?

My boss is called Dawson and he's near 60. Mind you, this is due to some odd "first son named after Mum's maiden name" tradition in their family, not James Van Der Beek.

I know two French sisters - the eldest is Sandy and the sister is Ocean

Saffire