to leave my 4 month old baby in the car with some formula while I dash into Macdonalds for her breakfast before dropping her off at the Nursery?

[DuelingFanjo]

well am I?

Before I can possibly tell whether you are BU or not, I need to know if your dc is on the right ORT level. Or is this going to turn out one of those miserable AIBU by stealth threads?

But were the nuggets organic from waitrose or just standard asda ones.

it did not seem to be either they were macdonalds processed www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/996932-to-think-that-preschool-should-know-better

Don't leave her in the car seat for too long. It will stop her tramp-stamp tattoo healing properly.

Other than that, as you were.

Well if a teacher said it....must be true because we all know teachers are never wrong.

see this teacher said mandarins are bad too www.mumsnet.com/Talk/primary/998035-Calling-all-Reception-teachers-what-makes-you-hate-parents

That made me laugh so much I spat my ben and jerrys down my cleavage.

That made me laugh so much I spat my ben and jerrys down my cleavage.

Ffs why do I keep posting twice.

I love threads about threads, it's the only way i know whats going on

YABU, you should have decanted a fruitshoot into her bottle instead.

Just thinking YABU why don't you make your lazy daughter go in macdonalds for you so you can look at all the horrible newspapers they have like the sun

YABU, your ds aged 8 has been driving that car for months.

You told us he'd been doing doughnuts on the drive and that Jeremy Clarkson had called him Gifted and Talented.

The Sun is well posh wot are you saying i like the sport its got more goss

I waz in mcdonalds in helsinkey yesterday and somepne said that me staffy looked gay like so i sed fuk you and popped the cunt

wot i did

my 12 kids been kicking people for saying gay for years MY staffs bigger than YOUR staff

YABU, why isn't your 4 month old on baby rice yet? Should have been weaned by 12 weeks, pah!

Maccy D's breakfast it is then!

Isnt their a 'macdonlds' element in benifits?

OMG, you are all so very funny! PMSNL.
You should write for Private Eye/Daily Mash etc, why are you limiting yourselves on MN?

Ids Greggs not closer?

I got my 5 month old dd a massive tracksuit yesterday with J U I C Y across the bum of the bottoms ......... then took her for dinner in burger king , got lots of type stares coz all the other ma's there was jealous of dd's trousers coz i put them on her on the table top while we was eaten .