to leave my 4 month old baby in the car with some formula while I dash into Macdonalds for her breakfast before dropping her off at the Nursery?

[DuelingFanjo]

well am I?

tortoise...that's totally inappropriate..god knows what's happening to that little girl..and her family must be in hell..hardly something to make light of

So long as she's wearing her tinfoil hat to protect her from alien abduction she'll be fine.

You complete nazi butterfly

Hang on

Dueling

Didn't you have a 7 month old DS a few months ago

And now you have a 4 month old DD

Tro.............

If you leave the window open and make sure she's in the sun, she'll be able to top up her tan

In answer to the OP ,of course there is absolutely no problem with this at all ,as everyone is aware macdonalds now offer 'healthy' alternatives ,so you can take your dc to nursery with carrot sticks/grapes and a big fat smug smile

Motherbeyond, I agree with you. Perhaps you could come into all the serious threads where someone muses about leaving their child alone in the house with a baby monitor while they sit in their own back garden, and then someone else comes along and mentions the McCanns?

Have you pierced her ears yet?

tortoise that's not on, the OP posted for support, bet she's sobbing into her chicken mcnuggets now - I hope you are proud of yourself

God SPB, I read that as "have you pierced her eyes yet"!
Going too far!

...ERM, yeah... when I say 4 month old I mean my cousin's 9 month old boy but have changed some details so no one can identify her in real life. It's all true I tell you!

op why haven't you answered the ear piercing question yet?

eyes I tell you, eyes

I am reporting this thread!

I like Cheappinkfizz's idea. Baybees look sexy with a tan, especially blonde ones.

it's a cultural thing.

Has anyone got any advice on exactly how much whiskey I should put in a newborn's bottle?

I can't believe none of you have picked up that the OP is giving McD's to a 4 month old. Everyone knows your supposed to waite until they are 6 months before giving solids.

Mind you, I think you can buy milkshakes in the mornings, surely a strawberry one will count towards her 5 a day!

Link please!

FWIW, OP, IMHO UABVU, so CBA.

I forgot to add:

but then I'll be back on this thread in, say, two minutes anyway.

It would be better if you could leave your teenage neighbour's unpredictable staffie dog loose in the car with the baby just to ward off any pedo's.

hhahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!

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