to wonder who crowns the mn royalty(not being very serious)

[2shoes]

just wondered how come I have never been to a coranation

Coz you is just a lowly pleb like me!!

I think you have to have a thread in "classics" 2shoees.

Thought you were MN royalty 2shoes, or at the very least MN landed gentry.

I can't make it to the next one, do you want my ticket?

I used to MN Lower Middle Class til I namechanged.

Coronations always look so tedious. You need to be an anarchist. That's where the fun is. Bugger that lot with their crowns and seriously narrowed gene pools.

Can we have a list of the royalty please? So as me and t'other plebs have something to spit at.

I believe the crowning is by clumping up the most prolific posters and lobbing a small tiara at them quoits-style. But I may have made this up.

I'm always far too busy for these events doing charity work.

Also they are full of wannabees, trying too hard to be noticed. Take my advice 2shoes, you are better off elsewhere!

2shoes is hereby crowned queen of "popularity threads" as she is bound to post one, at least once a week.

do we have princess' as well(wonder if that is where you put the ' or is it princess's)

QSincognitoErgoSum omg you cheeky moo() I haven't done one in ages.
I alwsys say personalclown as my fave and it got boring

no but if there is one, it is usually by you, cleverly concealed of course.

none opf you lot were important enough to be invited to my corination.

I rule. (ok)

no
normally on a friday night I start a thread just to give me an excuse to link to a pic of a certain man

My crown is HUGE. and diamond. v pretty and very expensive.

mn so rife with rabid communists what hope is there of restoring or establishing a decent monarchy?

It's ok 2Shoes, i shall bring my crown with me next meet.
i'll let you have a go if you like, it's rather heavy so you need to use volumising shampoo

is obviously really a question about how to become an oligarch?

Mine is just white gold, but frankly darling it's so heavy I can only wear it for five minutes at a time before the staff have to look after it for me.

This is also a lie.

Yes, I'd like a list too. How do we know how is and isn't royalty? Is it official, or do we just get our own personal feel for it as we go along? Would hate to think I might have been curtseying unnecessarily.

Aren't most royal families all inbred?

I favor a benevolent dictatorship myself.

White gold.

Ew.

Chav royalty then in your case, like the royal house of Monaco

Gigantaur I wouldn't if I was you, there are to many Queens in my town as it is

that was joke about white gold = chav, before you all bloody well start