to wonder who crowns the mn royalty(not being very serious)

[2shoes]

just wondered how come I have never been to a coranation

I am a republican.

yy powerofgreyskull. And then we can shoot them if we don't like the way they do things

Dear GOML, you really think I should put yellow gold next to my blue precious white skin? And red gold looks so ostentatious in that sort of volume.

I am loved!! If only by one poster

me

Well, darling, if you can't afford platinum I suppose it has got to be white gold

Platinum! You mean that stuff they scrape out of catalytic converters?!

That's titanium you uneducated oik

They scrape it off motorway bridges

Do you think we have completely lost our minds PerAdua?

Never had one to lose

It was crushed by the weight of all that gold

By 'stalker' do you mean like the one you have, or just someone who searches out your posts cos they like you?

I was a lady-in-Waiting before I started name changing schizo-style every few days. Tis much more fun my way

I had a stalker. She/he/it was banned. I had a rl stalker too once.

Where's my bloody crown. I only want it so I can abuse my position abominably and then abdicate.

Oh mine was v similar. Except I refused to date him. Sat outside the house all night, followed me, cried at me, phoned up and said nothing over and over again. Sent me letters saying things like 'please let me touch you, just once'.

We called the police in the end. Poor boy. Saw him again about 7 years later at my place of work by random chance. He turned up again 3 days in a row and a senior member of staff 'had a word'.

Ooooh I had a real life stalker too!
He also broke into my house, although it wasn't through an open door but through a window.
The first I knew he was there was when he appeared from the bathroom wearing my make up and wanting me to go to bed with him.

he was absolutely gorgeous oddly enough and about my age so had he not emerged from my bathroom wearing too much max factor and just said 'do you fancy going out one night' I might have dated him.

Talk about the wrong chat up line.

And a bloke followed me home on the tube once, knocked on my door and asked me to go out with him. I went on a business appt a few weeks later and he was my potential client

I am MN royalty when it comes to being persued by strange men

omg I will never have a crown(except on my tooth)
I have never been stalked in rl(ok on idiot ex leaving notes n my car doesn't count)or on her(although does a troll emailing me and buying dd a pc count?)
and as for what ever the other thing was, haven't had that either