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to want to die of shame because........

147 replies

mortification · 01/07/2010 22:56

.....(have name changed)...I just sent a text to my OH along the lines of "and I love you and your great big XXXX and I can't wait to see you tomorrow and sit on it with my really XXX XXXXX and etc etc" - you get the general gist -

To realise to my horror I have sent it to my Dad who I have also been texting all day as my mum is in hosp having a routine op.

[shock

OP posts:
mortification · 03/07/2010 15:38

Sorry - been carrying out what I promised my dad I would in my text

Glad to make others smile through my misery - still go cold every time I think of it!!!

OP posts:
mummytowillow · 03/07/2010 17:06

OMG!!!

I WOULD BE MORTIFIED! [GRIN]

mousemole · 03/07/2010 17:13

I think it could be worse- you could have sent it to your MIL ?
(trying to make you feel a bit better)

MadameCheese · 03/07/2010 22:21

Don't then text your Dad to tell him this, or how it went!

dylsmum1998 · 03/07/2010 22:49

PMSL!!!

DastardlyandSmugly · 03/07/2010 23:07

Very embarassing.

Acciopinotgrigio you have the best nickname ever.

broccolitrees · 03/07/2010 23:18

this is the funniest thread i have read in ages

mumbar · 03/07/2010 23:44

PMSL at this

had a crappy few dayz but actually think in comparison to this it aint all that bad!!!

loolop · 03/07/2010 23:46

Oooh texting is EVIL!! Lmfao though at this thread!

Reminded me of my friend from uni who went home for the weekend with her boyf to her parents house. Realised when she got back that she had left a (nearly full) tub of, ahem, pussy rub in the bedside drawer.....next time she went home she went to retrieve it hoping her mum and dad hadn't found it, and discovered it was nearly all gone!!! Ewwww! No-one has ever mentioned it!

Or my cousin who met a guy for a first date, realised 10mins in she'd made a horrible mistake and sent a 'distress text' to me saying please call me with emergency have to get out of here date awful. Except she sent it to him!!! Mortified she just legged it when she heard his phone bleep and realised what she'd done!

gumblossom · 04/07/2010 00:06

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I haven't laughed so much in ages.
I too would be mortified, but it really is very funny!
Love those Fanjo fridge magnets!

xstaceyxcatx · 04/07/2010 00:11

Lol this thread made me actually LOL which is never a bad thing. I was once sent a very rude text and mananged to forward it to a very confused aunt due to my alcohol consumption. Needless to say i avoided her for a very long time lol

Dominique07 · 04/07/2010 00:15

today I skyped my sister with a photo of a guy i met, saying what do you think of him? (I had printed the screen off skype, and cropped it and saved it)
Yep you guessed it I sent it to him not my sister!

Dominique07 · 04/07/2010 00:19

This thread is excellent: "sent a 'distress text' to me saying please call me with emergency have to get out of here date awful. Except she sent it to him!!! Mortified she just legged it when she heard his phone bleep and realised what she'd done!" oh my god so funny!!!!!

PortiaNovmerriment · 04/07/2010 00:32

Hobbgoblin- you are my MN hero

kreecherlivesupstairs · 04/07/2010 06:31

Could someone tell me what pussyrub is please?

loolop · 04/07/2010 09:52

Kreecher - Pussy Rub! Warning this links to ann summers website

kreecherlivesupstairs · 04/07/2010 10:00

Thanks, I never even thought to google it.

bintofbohemia · 04/07/2010 10:04

Sweet jesus. I think I's have to gon and live in Borneo and sever all family ties.

solo · 04/07/2010 12:45

Loolop, was there a stressed out family cat in the house?!

MadameCheese · 04/07/2010 14:54

Maybe they thought it was a nice body lotion? Lol solo

UnquietDad · 04/07/2010 15:00

TBH if he is the kind of dad who will, as you say, take the piss out of you, then it isn't so bad. Worse if he was a bit of an up-tight, easily-offended sort who never mentioned sex, if you know what I mean.

Ladyanonymous · 04/07/2010 17:35

Marvellous, thanks

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