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To teach these girls a lesson.

149 replies

brightwell · 30/06/2010 20:42

Ds has told me that every day this week 2 girls at school have pinched his sandwiches off him, stuffed them in their mouths & run off. I'm thinking tomorrows sandwiches could be cheese & raw chilli.

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booyhoo · 30/06/2010 20:44

haahaaahaaa!! taht is brilliant, but warn ds first incase he etas them.

but on a serious note, no you should inform his teacher that it is happening.

booyhoo · 30/06/2010 20:44

i cannot type tonight

Alambil · 30/06/2010 20:44

I would... and a bit of mustard

Songbiirdheartsfootball · 30/06/2010 20:45

pmsl thanks op brightened my day

Jamieandhismagictorch · 30/06/2010 20:45

Oh I love a good revenge fantasy ......

Please do tell the teacher at school. My son has had this sort of thing happen at lunchtime, and it's a PITa

Habbibu · 30/06/2010 20:46

Have you read The Lighthouse Keeper's lunch? Mustard did the trick there...

Jamieandhismagictorch · 30/06/2010 20:46

Actually, mustard is not a bad idea. It's not beyond the realms of possibility that a child might have ham and mustard.

Jamieandhismagictorch · 30/06/2010 20:47

How old are these DCs?

Goblinchild · 30/06/2010 20:47

My daughter used to love this book, perhaps you could pick up some ideas.
www.amazon.com/Sams-Sandwich-David-Pelham/dp/0525447512

colditz · 30/06/2010 20:48

this used to happen to me at school. EVENTUALLY the school noticed that the child in question was chronically neglected and never got fed at home.

tell the school

Batteryhuman · 30/06/2010 20:48

English mustard or horseradish

SergeantAngua · 30/06/2010 20:48

Tempting!

Probably best not do chilli though, I'd go with lashings of English mustard.

brightwell · 30/06/2010 20:50

They are 12, definately not neglected, just nasty. Sadly I don't have any mustard, but I do have chillis.

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Morloth · 30/06/2010 20:50

Anchovies and English Mustard.

Obviously with a back up sandwich for your DS. Tell him as well and keep putting the dodgy sandwich in (without replacing it so it gets dodgier and dodgier) if they don't do it the first time you send it.

Can DS manage a video camera do you think?

brightwell · 30/06/2010 20:51

Or how about cat food?

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Jamieandhismagictorch · 30/06/2010 20:52

Well then, definitely do it. 12 is old enough to know better

Jamieandhismagictorch · 30/06/2010 20:52

.... although are they nasty enough to try and get her back - don't want to escalate it

brightwell · 30/06/2010 20:52

I'll run it by ds first.

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Vallhala · 30/06/2010 20:53

I'd have no qualms about doing it. YANBU.

AlCrowley · 30/06/2010 20:53

pickled onions?

I used to actually like pickled onion sandwiches as a child.

SugarMousePink · 30/06/2010 20:54

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SergeantAngua · 30/06/2010 20:54

....liking the catfood idea.

Jamieandhismagictorch · 30/06/2010 20:55

him (sorry)

seeker · 30/06/2010 20:56

He's 12 and can't defend his sandwiches?

Jamieandhismagictorch · 30/06/2010 20:56

DS1 has been pushed off his chair by a girl - she's bigger than him

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