To teach these girls a lesson.

[brightwell]

Ds has told me that every day this week 2 girls at school have pinched his sandwiches off him, stuffed them in their mouths & run off. I'm thinking tomorrows sandwiches could be cheese & raw chilli.

what did you do op?

what went in the Revenge Sandwiches today?

cat food pleeese,with a sprinkling of pubes.

a fly!

wahwah - I disagree. The children will not be hurt. They will possibly have an unpleasant experience (akin to being repeatedly teased/bullied). I think the OP's DS taking control will be the best way of him not feeling a victim - and he has suggested his own strategy, which I think shoud be tried first.

The only proviso is that the sandwiches should have real foodstuff in them and there IS a risk of retaliation.

You need a drop or two of this stuff

Just a teensy bit mind.

Brightwell - did you do it?

My Dad used to work underground and often when he was making a sandwich some other bloke always used to call him away (my Dad makes great sangas) and when he returned the sandwich had disappeared.

Sooo, one day he made a big cheese and pickle job with two big underground cockroaches in it. Sure enough he was called away and sure enough the sandwich had disappeared upon his return.

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall...

My Dad still laughs a cagey laugh many years later when telling that story!

Hope the two mean girls get their just deserts today and leave OPs DS alone

another vote for wasabi

I chickened out & ds says he didn't have time to eat lunch today, we'll see what tomorrow brings.

Oh you really must do it. Would be fantastic and you are perfectly justified

Habbibu - I've been looking for The Lighthouse Keeper's lunch for years, thank you for reminding me of the title (all I could remember was the basket on the rope)

I think a good handful of dog/cat hair on a normal cheese sandwich should do the trick

and some wasabi and spit

Can't believe I'm the only one who thinks this is wrong, and a wasabi sandwich will actually hurt these kids ( try it if you think it's such fun). Deal with the bullying aspect with the school, not act out your own schoolgirl revenge fantasies through this scenario...

'discomfort' - a whole different kettle of fish to 'hurt' imo.

My sensibilities would only allow me to use actual foodstuffs though (like chillies) not icky foreign bodies

Chocolate spread with Exlax in it, lots and lots of Exlax

yes i wouldn't actually do the fly thing
but if her DS likes chilli & mustard sandwiches i don't see the problem - they are his sandwiches after all

Just go for the supreme horror for the average 12 year old - LETTUCE!

We had a housemate at uni who'd be forever stealing my bubble bath - replaced it with pink dye and dyed her pink. She didn't learn from that one and kept stealing my sugar - replaced that with salt, she invited blokey round for coffee - THAT taught her to quit pinching my stuff.

ooh good idea - and spinach

Please reassure me, OP - you're just relieving your feelings, aren't you - you're not actually going to do any of this stuff, are you? No - of course you're not!

Oh don't you start Seeker - it's only a bit of wasabe and a few pubes. What the problem?