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To teach these girls a lesson.

149 replies

brightwell · 30/06/2010 20:42

Ds has told me that every day this week 2 girls at school have pinched his sandwiches off him, stuffed them in their mouths & run off. I'm thinking tomorrows sandwiches could be cheese & raw chilli.

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RunawayWife · 30/06/2010 22:05

Chilli and wasabi me thinks

booyhoo · 30/06/2010 22:08

i have to disagree, i know girls that took great delight in making a boy look small and stupid infront of the whole class and it was bullying.

i very much doubt they fancy him.

HarderToKidnap · 30/06/2010 22:10

Can't he just call them fat? That will strike any 12 year old girl dead.

geraldinetheluckygoat · 30/06/2010 22:20

do it!!! what does ds say?

brightwell · 30/06/2010 22:21

Ds says he'll tell them he's spat on them....after they've eaten them.

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fyimate · 30/06/2010 22:23

Haha nice.

Poshwellies · 30/06/2010 22:23

Good man

Girls are 'orrible at that age.Hope he stands up to them and feels better for it.

SugarMousePink · 30/06/2010 22:29

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FellatioNelson · 30/06/2010 22:46

Brilliant. Go with the chilli or some drops of tabasco in the centre of the sandwich. Show no mercy. They won't notice it until it's too late. They won't DARE complain, or dare do it again.

Jamieandhismagictorch · 01/07/2010 07:09

Good idea brightboy - I think going with their ideas is good. Then move up to tabasco if necessary

FellatioNelson · 01/07/2010 07:16

You are all too kind. I'd go straight to the chilli and tabasco. If they weren't being so mean and stealing from him they have nothing to fear!

RustyBear · 01/07/2010 07:18

This reminds me of a friend of mine who was at boarding school and suspected someone was taking his shampoo.

He nicked some peroxide from the chem lab and added it to the bottle. Soon found out who it was...

wahwah · 01/07/2010 07:20

Are you seriously thinking about hurting 2 children with food (and it is hurting that you're getting excited about) ? STOP and reconsider. Your son really needs to find a way to stand up for himself and move from the position of victim and the school need to know about what's going on to help.

williewalshsballs · 01/07/2010 07:26

do it, do it, do it, do it!

A big bite of wasabi should do the trick

gorionine · 01/07/2010 07:26

I like your son's version more than the chili version. If someone told me they spat in the sandwich I just ate it would really have a much moe dissuasive effect on me than spices + it shows your DS is resoursfull and can take his own step to defend himself.

gtamom · 01/07/2010 07:31

Yanbu.
A few strands of long hair would be nice and disgusting.

FellatioNelson · 01/07/2010 10:53

wahwah - are you for real? Chilli and tabasco and wasabe are foods, not poisons! People have a choice whther to eat them or not, and if they are stealing his food and are stupid enough not to look in the sandwiches first then they deserve all they get. Besides which, who's to say this boy doesn't just like very spicy sandwiches?

LouIsWaltzingMatilda · 01/07/2010 11:17

Bit of nutella to hide the inch of vegemite. Hmm nice and salty.

OrmRenewed · 01/07/2010 11:18

Tabasco? Then it could be conceivable that they were genuine sandwiches not just revenge sandwiches.

StealthPolarBear · 01/07/2010 11:23

dead fly - with a note saying "leave my sandwiches alone" attached to its wing??

StealthPolarBear · 01/07/2010 11:24

Lou - chocolate in a sandwich are you mad??
The OP's son would be forever branded!

LouIsWaltzingMatilda · 01/07/2010 11:27

Ahh Stealt. YOu need just a sliver to cover up the colour of the inch of vegemite. They will think its nutella until they bite it and all the liquid drains out of their body due to the salt levels in the inch of vegemite.

StealthPolarBear · 01/07/2010 11:29

but the school will think it's nutella and the OP will get snotty notes home about healthy eating

etchasketch · 01/07/2010 11:30

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Hullygully · 01/07/2010 11:31

Nutella and crushed sennakot.

I bloody would.

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