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To want to discuss some unreasonable crushes with other MNers?

140 replies

cupcakesandbunting · 28/06/2010 11:49

Judging by the Sid/Alan Hansen threads, it ain' t just me that gets twitchy gusset at, erm, interesting looking men on the goggle-box.

That hairy gobshite Nathan from Big Brother 11 is currently flavour of the month. He's so obnoxious and Neanderthal-like. -sigh-

So, tell me about your embarrassing crushes

OP posts:
Alouiseg · 01/07/2010 22:53

Hang fire ladies, wait till his uber pr drops him and the poo hits the piazza..........

Ryoko · 02/07/2010 00:03

Remember how I said earlier about Dante from Devil May Cry being hot and I called my son after him and collecting stuff to do with DMC.

Well I just googled his voice actor and god damn it he is hot too. they really need to make a film with this guy in it.

www.imdb.com/name/nm0486047/

FellatioNelson · 02/07/2010 21:44

I have no ide who he is but he reminds me of the pretty one out of Duran Duran (the one with the cheekbones and pouty lips). This is supposed to be unreasonable crushes!

Easywriter · 02/07/2010 21:52

Steven Patrick Morrissey

ipodmama · 02/07/2010 21:56

James Spader in Secretary, He can spank me anyday.......

MyBoysHaveDogsNames · 02/07/2010 22:17

I've got a thing for Gareth Malone from The Choir. He is so erudite and just seems so sensitive! Sigh.

JaceyBee · 02/07/2010 22:34

ipodmama - yes James Spader is HOT. Secretary is ace, and sex, lies & videotape/crash/ anything he's in.

Also, I second (third?) David James - he is gorgeous and v clever for a footballer. My favourite England player by a country mile.

I also like Louis Theroux, always have done. And Charlie Brooker. oh oh and adam buxton/joe cornish. Had a sexy dream about the two of them recently, twas ace!

PuzzleRocks · 02/07/2010 22:37

Oh hell yes to James Spader in Secretary.

ThatVikRinA22 · 02/07/2010 22:39

omg- i thought this said to discuss unreasonable crushes on other mumnetters

shall i start a thread!?!!

secunda · 02/07/2010 22:41

Harry from Spooks
Gordon Brown

Easywriter · 02/07/2010 22:44

Oooh! Louis Theroux.
Lovely

Altinkum · 02/07/2010 22:47

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FellatioNelson · 03/07/2010 14:21

Oh Dear God, I bloody love that film. (The Secretary, not Top Gun)

The bit where he rescues her from the desk at the end and then bathes her, and then straps her to the tree and shags her senseless.......aaah. Deep sigh.

So strict. So gorgeous. I'd count my peas for him any day.

Ryoko · 03/07/2010 16:48

FellatioNelson Fri 02-Jul-10 21:44:46
I have no ide who he is but he reminds me of the pretty one out of Duran Duran (the one with the cheekbones and pouty lips). This is supposed to be unreasonable crushes!

Well the character he does the voice for Dante , is from Devil May Cry which is a series of games on Playstation 2, 3 and Xbox 360, so he don't exist anyway.

what do you consider to be unreasonable?

FellatioNelson · 03/07/2010 17:10

Well he's plainly good-looking in an obvious way! I think unreasonable crushes are on men who are not famous purely because they are good looking. So no pretty-boy rock stars or Hollywood actors. People like John Prescott or Evan Davies or (in my case) Danny Baker. Now they are unreasonable!

Ryoko · 03/07/2010 17:36

So Dante and the guys in cartoons are not unreasonable then.

And Predator (specifically the first one) is.

FellatioNelson · 03/07/2010 18:26

Oh. I thought you meant the human one! You fancy a cartoon?

averageyorkshiremum · 03/07/2010 20:09

ooh, this is my first post but feels good as its a bit of a guilty secret - used to have a massive crush on Karl Kennedy from neighbours when i was a teenager. Actually, now its Hugh Laurie as House. Hmm bit of a doctor groupy me thinks. I agree with Rich from imagination movers -if he filled out a bit, looks a bit thin in that jumpsuit.

cheltenhamgal · 03/07/2010 20:18

either Julian McMahon from Nip/Tuck or Ricky Whittle

cocolepew · 03/07/2010 20:27

Sheldon from Big Bang Theory

ipodmama · 03/07/2010 22:45

For more James Spader action check out the film White Palace...... Hot hot hot

bananalover · 03/07/2010 22:58

Nick Robinson...political reporter for BBC news.
Harry from Spooks
Michael Caine

FellatioNelson · 04/07/2010 01:15

Ah, now you're talking. Nick Robinson is about as unreasonable as a crush gets. It's the eyes and the glasses. They look like those joke ones with fake eyes stuck to the lenses.

pissovski · 04/07/2010 12:48

cocolepew - u can have Sheldon if I can have Leonard!!

Mumcentreplus · 04/07/2010 17:58

Adam Richman...Man vs Food