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To want to discuss some unreasonable crushes with other MNers?

140 replies

cupcakesandbunting · 28/06/2010 11:49

Judging by the Sid/Alan Hansen threads, it ain' t just me that gets twitchy gusset at, erm, interesting looking men on the goggle-box.

That hairy gobshite Nathan from Big Brother 11 is currently flavour of the month. He's so obnoxious and Neanderthal-like. -sigh-

So, tell me about your embarrassing crushes

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FioFio · 28/06/2010 15:33

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FolornHope · 28/06/2010 15:39

FIO!!! HELLO LOVELY!! ITS ME

FioFio · 28/06/2010 15:40

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cupcakesandbunting · 28/06/2010 15:42

LOL @ Fio.

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Dinkytinky · 28/06/2010 17:17

It's not that shameful but George from the home show and restoration man, jeeeeeesus that man is HOT! and he builds beautiful kitchens (non feminist sigh)

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PussinJimmyChoos · 28/06/2010 22:31

Dinky - I'm with you where George is concerned...he makes me go weak at the knees...imagine, a man who could build you a kitchen work top, then shag you on it after

HerBeatitude · 28/06/2010 22:32

I don't have any unreasonable crushes, all mine are exemplars of pure reason.

I think Corlan has won on this thread. Definitely the most unreasonable crush I've ever heard of.

Chynah · 28/06/2010 22:41

Charley Boorman..... so so wrong...........

katkouta · 28/06/2010 22:47

Luke Toulson (captain DJ from Space Pirates!) and Alistair Stewart oh and Gene Wilder...

FellatioNelson · 28/06/2010 22:48

Most of my crushes are on the slightly odd spectrum (apart from Bruce Willis who is the biggest bona-fide Sex-God of all time, bar none.) I think my biggest guilty pleasure is Danny Baker. In my defence I have fancied him for a very very long time, (since I was about 16 in 1982) when he was young and slim and hot. I can't just dump him now, can I? That would be shallow.

Also get very fidgety in my armchair when faced with Jack Black. Short fat and gorgeous.

shoshe · 28/06/2010 22:49

Chynah, but ................ soo soo right

katkouta · 28/06/2010 22:49

Dinkytinky yes he is also lovely, I agree

Vallhala · 28/06/2010 22:54

Alan Hansen? Are you sure?!

Now Gary Lineker I could understand, but Alan Hansen?

Nah, give me Bruce Springsteen, Frank Lampard or Jeremy Paxman any day!

Vallhala · 28/06/2010 22:56

Fellatio, come talk to me. I can't help but like my fellow South Londoner Danny Baker and I'm sure he was young once, but slim and hot?

When?

Pictures please!

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FellatioNelson · 28/06/2010 23:01

He used to be on some ITV magazine show (the 6 o'clock show?) with Michael Aspel. He was in his 20's then, and I was just an impressionable teenager. I like his wit and humour and he is very knowledgeable on all sorts of things and I find that very sexy. Yes I know he's (unfortunately) adopted a mad professor comb-over and middle ages spread of late, but I still hold a torch for him.

Marjee · 28/06/2010 23:02

Paul Bettany naked and muddy in a knights tale. Yummy!

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SlackSally · 28/06/2010 23:33

HoochieMizzle and whoever else it was: look at that cheeky grin

SlackSally · 28/06/2010 23:34

only he could pull off a Hitler hair do

notnowbernard · 29/06/2010 15:58

Hoochie was he as gorge in the flesh as he is on the box/photos etc? Am v

He has a perfect bod IMO

cupcakesandbunting · 29/06/2010 21:00

Who saw Nafe from BB last night having a strop and being all aggressive? Got me all hot under the collar, that did.

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XanderPanda · 29/06/2010 21:43

Andrew Marr - my sister thinks he is ugly but I definitely would...!