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To want to discuss some unreasonable crushes with other MNers?

140 replies

cupcakesandbunting · 28/06/2010 11:49

Judging by the Sid/Alan Hansen threads, it ain' t just me that gets twitchy gusset at, erm, interesting looking men on the goggle-box.

That hairy gobshite Nathan from Big Brother 11 is currently flavour of the month. He's so obnoxious and Neanderthal-like. -sigh-

So, tell me about your embarrassing crushes

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SugarMousePink · 29/06/2010 22:23

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Cloudbase · 29/06/2010 23:18

Patrick Duffy but I was very young!

Also Captain Kirk - I used to have daydreams about being a beautiful alien girl stranded alone on a distant planet, and running out of oxygen when he comes and saves me...(sigh)

Latterly Captain Jack Harkness (but less and more about him tbh)

Cloudbase · 29/06/2010 23:20

Oh, and my DS2 is called Xander Panda - hurrah, top name!

ChynaDoll2006 · 30/06/2010 00:11

The dad off the sound of music

Ryoko · 30/06/2010 10:26

My god I can't believe I forgot about Dante from the devil may cry series of games (and anime and graphic novels).

I named my son after him, own all the games, plan on buying Marvel vs Capcom 3 just cos he is in it and have a massive collection of merchandise including a massive standee.

how the hell did I forget him .

jenroy29 · 30/06/2010 11:49

Cloudbase, Captain Jack is mine, my ds has his toy and when I tidy his room I give him a little stroke (that really is dirhty isn't it).
I forgot about the ultimate scout Ray Mears.

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FellatioNelson · 30/06/2010 22:16

Some of these are bordering on being entirely too reasonable. So, I'm going to add my perfectly reasonable (yet not obvious no-brainer) crushes.

Alan Davies

Damian Lewis

pissovski · 30/06/2010 22:33

Michael Ball

More reasonable
Charlie Schlatter (Dr Jesse in Diagnosis Murder)
Yannick Bisson (Murdoch Mysteries)

John Barrowman
Johnny Galecki

FellatioNelson · 30/06/2010 22:37

No No, Michael Ball is entirely reasonable.

PussinJimmyChoos · 30/06/2010 22:43

I've met Michael Ball

pissovski · 30/06/2010 22:46

Thanks FN!! I think so too

Puss - what was he like?

PussinJimmyChoos · 30/06/2010 22:58

This was in his ahem less padded days so he was rather nice..met him back stage and he was fresh from post show shower, wet hair, dressing gown and smelling rather nice

He was really friendly and those dimples are

pissovski · 01/07/2010 09:22

oooo Puss i'm even more now!! I think he seems so lovely and friendly (and a wee bit 'cheeky little boy' type!) - and rather gorgeous

Alouiseg · 01/07/2010 21:41

Michael Ball?!

Pointless exercise springs to mind

dexifehatz · 01/07/2010 21:53

antony hopkins,ken stott[the vice,messiah],johnny knoxville,phillip glenister,stephen fry,bill bailey,hugh laurie[as House],tim roth[in lie to me]

Ryoko · 01/07/2010 21:53

I was going to post about how Micheal Ball is unreasonable, then I realised I was thinking of Micheal Bolton.

FellatioNelson · 01/07/2010 22:14

Alouiseg - are you suggesting MB is gay? Cos he isn't!

Alouiseg · 01/07/2010 22:24

I'd bet my pinkest handbags that he is.

FellatioNelson · 01/07/2010 22:28

Well he's lived with the same woman (Cathy McGowan) for the last twenty years - not that that is necessarily cast-iron proof of anything, but it's fairly in favour of him being straight(ish!)

Alouiseg · 01/07/2010 22:33

My Google's telling me no. But my Gaydar is telling me yes.

*breaks into song, massive tune, she's too old for him. It's a lavender set up.

pissovski · 01/07/2010 22:45

i don't think he is Alouiseg - just a little on the camp side (one of my best mates is like this - i love it!)

Anyway in that case John Barrowman is completely unreasonable (but i don't care!!)

lottiejenkins · 01/07/2010 22:47

Im another one for Barry Van Dyke!!

fairygardener · 01/07/2010 22:49

Robbie Coltrane!!

Bucharest · 01/07/2010 22:52

I used to work with a girl who stalked Michael Ball, and even though she was a loon he was always completely lovely to her. (she used to book herself into posh hotels when he was staying and all sorts)

I'd do the Glenisters and Ken Stott.

And Rick Stein. It's when he gets all stompyfooty about quality ingredients.

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