to think dh is showing signs of very dodgy character traits `?

[estuardo]

Tonight got text from friend (male ) in midst of nervous breakdown.. Had dinner with kids them went to visit him ( I am travelling GP)

He lives nearby and suggested we meet.he has not called

Dress like Barb"S

I saw: Dress like Barbara Streisand.

It's the only bit that makes sense, as long as we're talking about the wardrobe from What's Up, Doc?

DH

You know what, after reading it a million times, I think SHE got the text from the male friend, had dinner with the kids and then went off to meet him which she was able to do because she's an out of hours home visiting gp?

And that's as far as I've got. I have no idea where the husband comes into it.

Maybe she couldn't get in touch with the mate, came home and found the husband dressed up like barbara S, or barb wire or babs windsor, or barbie.

It's all very confusing.

I Googled 'Dress like Barb''S' to see if it was some sort of codeword for covert operations, first result was "Barb's Beauty Tips for Babes Over 60s"

So that clears that one up then

Perhaps it's OP in midst of nervous breakdown

where are the dodgy "traits"? barbie traits? Travelling GP traits? Im lost. and confused.

peppapig So he went to the circus and met a travelling GP dressed as Barbie...

er duh! like op wasn't clear enough

actually wetting myself laughing!!

Oh, bookmarking this! Hilarious and confusing

Lol actually has some truth at the moment
That was genius Hecate

Just noticed time of original post, maybe sleep posting?

wow this is the biggest headfuck of a title/opening post in the history of mn !!!

op

i hope your friend is ok.

Maybe this is a cryptic message, meant for an outside party? A bit 'le carre' but didnt something similar happen in real life in time out magazine? ......

How very confusing.
I like the idea of sleep posting, however, it could also be drunk posting.

I have done drunk posting before. I forgot I had posted, until I went on threads I'm on the next day. I was too frightened of what I'd drunk posted to actually read it

Twenty five.

HTH.

YANBU. I think you should both go to relate. You seem depressed. Do what's best for you and your baby. You deserve better. Phone NHS direct. Write to their head office and make an official complaint. Does that just about cover all bases?

I hate cryptic threads rthat aren't resolved when I open them.

this is like the opening of an episode of soap - confused? you wont be...

Life's butterfly pissing in your shoe may be.
Safety lies when you hope with nurglers.
Suck my cock and call me Chumley.

HTH.

Shiteous effort for a troll. How disappointing.

Aww, still no resolution?

oh god, what if she doesn't come back?