Cunting Fucking Football..

[Boredstoopidfootiehater]

Hate it, total and utter waste of time and money!

Its actually cunting, fucking, shitting, buggering, arsewiping football.

It's very important because men like it

And that's also why we pay them so much

YANBU

Arf. You know they'll pull the thread, doncha?

I hate it too and everyone that loves it should be mashed up and made into dogfood and the footballers themselves and their vile, greedy managers should be used in vivisection experiments for cosmetic firms.

and

None of them (footballers) have any personality whatsoever and should be issued with childish, patronising social workers who make them sit for ages without moving a muscle.

Yes. But I had to do it, it was a DARE!

Grow up!

Yes but it did mean that when I went to get wine earlier, there was NO ONE out. Fabulous

I don't give a flying fuck about it. Dull as dishwater. And I have 3 boys and a DH who strangely don't agree - I've learnt to feign interest quite well.

My oh my you do sound like a total twat, well you and a few others here...I dare say that football fans up and down the country are beside themselves that you do not approve of their hobby.

You forgot cunting, fucking, shitting, buggering, arsewiping -twatting- football

Actually it was a double dare!

YANBU - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ stupid footie messing with my scheduling - grrr.

Bum!

...pissflapping?

Oh and seriously - football lettuce? Football bread rolls? Football toilet paper? Football herpes treatments (ok so I made it up but you get my point?) Its a GAME peeps.

and you forgot cock munching, wank badgers

YANBU hooray you posted this thread. Makes me yawn and feel like it comes between me and sex nearly every night. I HATE SKY SPORTS

because this thread makes you look so inteligent.

so we have...cunting, fucking, shitting, buggering, arsewiping, twatting, pissflapping, cunting, fucking, shitting, buggering, arsewiping football
sounds about right to me

Oh dear I am beside myself because they are beside themselves! (big fat poked out Tongue emoticon) Dont remember the last time there was this much fuss over the hickstead derby fgs, it's a bunch of overpaid nobs kicking a ball about!

since when has intelligent subject matters been a prerequisite for a thread on aibu?

The England team are all mingers aren't they?

If they were playing in the back garden, I wouldn't open the curtains to watch it