To wish that DP would..

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

Spread the butter and jam to the edges if the toast!
Drives me mad! You get 1 big dollop of Each somewhere around the middle of the toast and nothing anywhere near the edges!

What a cunt

My dh moans that I dont do this,so now I just plonk eveything on the table and let him do it himself

Does he spread your toast for you? How odd.

Lordvolauvent have just laughed out loud! Then had to explain to DP what was so funny!

Orm, was his toast but he always shares!

Well if it's his toast you don;t have leg to stand on I'm afraid.

Hopefully he'll change his ways now then

Hopefully he'll change his ways now then

People like this make me sick.

lol lordvolauvent - dh and i had good laugh

sag - outrageous behaviour - divorce him!

tethersend who? Me or him?

Don't know why that posted twice, sorry.

BTW, when I was little I was very specific about how my mum should spread my Nutella - thicker on one half than the other, mainly to the middle as I don't eat the crusts so any there is a waste, and cut in triangles.

Mine does that too! He thinks I'm just being anal wanting it spread to the edges.
He has a big mouth so can get it all in whereas I end up delicately nibbling on mostly dry toast. Hmph!

Hmmm! Apologise or divorce him? Divorce him or apologise?.......

I want toast now. With jam.

I have no jam.

bugger.

It's even worse when he mows the lawn. He cuts a circle in the middle and leaves the edges all weedy and overgrown! And he doesn't Hoover the corners either!

He is clearly mentally ill.

nightmare

leave him at once

My gran always said 'take care of the edges and the middle will take care of itself'!

If he leaves crumbs in the butter too, there is no hope for your relationship.

If he leaves crumbs in the butter too, there is no hope for your relationship.

We are truly doomed!!