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To be really fucking fucked off that af arrived today.

48 replies

meatntattypie · 26/05/2010 20:30

fucking hell.
howmuch sex deos a girl have to have to make a chuffin baby?

How sore does a girls boobs have to be to give false fucking hope to a girl??

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LeninGrad · 26/05/2010 20:31

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Lulumaam · 26/05/2010 20:32

YANBU

ClaireDeLoon · 26/05/2010 20:33

Very crap, I know the 'wtf do we have to do' feeling all too well.

flootshoot · 26/05/2010 20:34

It's fecking annoying isn't it?

I had tons of EWCM this month, had sex on all the right days and AF not only arrived, but two days early! And I only have a 23 days cycle to begin with. Poo.

Good luck for next month though.

meatntattypie · 26/05/2010 20:34

cheers for the manly punch, cheers for that

hmmm???

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mrspear · 26/05/2010 20:35

According to something i read the day forget the baby and just really enjoy it - question how?!

ArseHolio · 26/05/2010 20:35

shit eh.

Poor you

It took me 2 and a half years of mucho sex to get my DS.

He's almost 18mo now and DH and I are still trying to recover our sex life. long term TTC is HARD WORK

RunawayWife · 26/05/2010 20:38

More sex.

meatntattypie · 26/05/2010 20:39

i cant be bothered to have MORE sex tho......do i have to??

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FabIsGoingToGetFit · 26/05/2010 20:40

YANBU.

I hope it happens for you soon.

LoveMyGirls · 26/05/2010 20:41

Sex everyday until it happens?

ArseHolio · 26/05/2010 20:42

Get some OPKS Meatntattypie [thumbsup]

Rockbird · 26/05/2010 20:44

Tell me about it. Sick, sore tits, sleepy, AF two days late, high hopes and then the fecking floodgates open . I've had more sex this month than in my entire life and nada.

HobbitMama · 26/05/2010 20:45

Get drunk and put on some suspenders and a dodgy blonde wig and do the do after going to a mate's fancy dress party - that worked for us!
But seriously, I know how stressy it can all get, and arseholio's right - it IS hard work!
All I can say is try to not get you down too much, and try to think about other stuff - although not while you're at it, of course!
Good luck for next month, luvvy - fingers crossed for you!

meatntattypie · 26/05/2010 20:46

ahhhh Rockbird, ahh that is utter bollocks im so sorry for you. Its crap, you are SO convinced arent you, i had due date worked out and everything.

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meatntattypie · 26/05/2010 20:47

i got some of them piss sticks actually, got them given to me so think i will give em a go this month out of curiosity more than anything..

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ArseHolio · 26/05/2010 20:50

They do work

When I was actually (finally fucking) pregnant I missed pissing on sticks.

crazy eh!

How long has it been so far for you ?

bibbitybobbityhat · 26/05/2010 20:53

Yanbu.

Try sex in the morning. On the day you have the most ewcm. Worked for me after several disappointments.

ArseHolio · 26/05/2010 20:56

Grapefruit juice is good if you don't get much ewcm.

marantha · 26/05/2010 21:07

Forgive me if you know this already, but it is only possible to get pregnant on a few days every month.
I recommend a book on naturally family planning.
NFP (naturally family planning) will tell you when you CAN become pregnant and when you CAN'T.
So those wanting to get pregnant can use it to their advantage and those NOT wishing to get pregnant can use it to their advantage.
The "Piss sticks" are all very good but the NFP method will tell you the signs to look for when you're fertile- lubricated vaginal mucus and things like that.
Sorry if you know this already but, up until a few years ago, I didn't know it.

SixtyFootDoll · 26/05/2010 21:09

I remember that feeling.
Horrid.
YANBU

marantha · 26/05/2010 21:11

Don't think about quantity of sex- although you may like trying!- think more of terms of having it at the right time of the month.

Lulumaam · 26/05/2010 21:11

sex every other night from day 11 to day 16. the rest of the time, have fun if you want, but other than that, don't bother.

look our for EWCM

and i won't punch your arm again x

stinkyface · 26/05/2010 21:13

R U B B I S H

stinkyface · 26/05/2010 21:14

Sorry, just wanted to shout out how rubbish it is to be disapointed each month.

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