My vegetarian girlfriend has no vegetable peeler

[JuJusDad]

I've been seeing this person for about two months now, and have known that she's been vegetarian for many years.

I've just found out that she has no vegetable peeler.

What should I do?

Buy her one as a sign of your commitment.

Buy her one

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So she doesn't eat vegetables or she uses a knife to peel them?

Either way, get out whilst you have your dignity intact.

Erm..is this serious? Maybse she eats the skin - the most nutritious bit (and maybe, like me, she tells herself that, instead of admitting she's lazy)
Or is this a sex thread, and I'm too dense to understand the euphemisms??

anyone else trying to break this code????

Can't I bin her? Is this not a red flag?

I hope this thread doesn't leek out to her
(best I could do at short notice)

Buy her this.

Or bin her as you suggest, does she have any other major faults?

oh it's you shiney??
Was I right in my little assessment then?

A real man can peel veg with a knife!

@ Shiney: Yes, dear.

Interesting suggestion, Kurri. Though it looks more like some torture instrument...

Bin her.

She's obviously a scrubber.

is he the big bad wolf?

scrubber

start worrying if he asks you to dress like one!

Yes, but she is a vegetablearian who doesn't like vegetables, isn't she?

Ah. A scrubber. So maybe that's what I need to use. Possibly on her.

btw, this real man did use a small knife to peel the veg.

In the words of Shiney, JJDad, "shirrup and stop yer moaning"...

Btw, I have just used a knife to peel the potatoes.