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...to absolutely detest England football songs?

38 replies

BelleDameSansMerci · 21/05/2010 22:29

BBC 10 O'Clock News showcasing some ghastly "tunes" from, apparently, loads on YouTube.

I hate them. I hate the "cor blimey, give us a curry and some mushy peas"-ness of them. I hate "Eng-ger-land" instead of England. There are going to be loads of these, aren't there?

When's the World Cup final? Just so I know when it's likely to end

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BAFE · 21/05/2010 22:31

they sound a lot better after 10 pints of stella and a punch up.

2shoes · 21/05/2010 22:31

blue is the colour
football is the game
we're all together
and football is.......

SalFresco · 21/05/2010 22:31

I quite like them

BelleDameSansMerci · 21/05/2010 22:31

LOL!

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NormalityBites · 21/05/2010 22:32

YANBU.With the possible exception of 'Three Lions' at the time - not now, now it's naff.

Eng-ger-land makes my ears bleed.

Tiredmumno1 · 21/05/2010 22:32

I think its in july.

i wouldnt worry we wont be there then anyway

2shoes · 21/05/2010 22:32

we're forever blowing bubble
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high.....

Tiredmumno1 · 21/05/2010 22:33

Is the end lame 2shoes

Shaz10 · 21/05/2010 22:34

World in Motion is a wonderful track.

scottishmummy · 21/05/2010 22:36

dont sweat it about ingerland in final.you'll get humped before then

Tiredmumno1 · 21/05/2010 22:40

i have to laugh at your post scottishmummy, now i cant get M-ingerland outta my head

LordPanofthePeaks · 21/05/2010 22:41

as a #Scot I am with Scottishmummy - ingerland will be out after the first week. Although this will be followed by weeks of post mortem about why a very average team got slung out early by Slovenia...

but big up World In Motion and Three Lions - good tunes.

scottishmummy · 21/05/2010 22:47

world im motion is a gay anthem.hear it on compton st right now

Don't give up the chase
Beat the man
Take him on
You never give up
Its one on one
Express yourself
Its one on one

LordPanofthePeaks · 21/05/2010 22:49

ah, ~I see. So the bit where he sings about 'if there is no other way you have to get in round the back' - always thought that was a bit tongue-in-cheek, IYSWIM

scottishmummy · 21/05/2010 22:52

"tongue-in-cheek"aye deffo an ingerland gay song.most appropriate for the big gerls in the 1st team.they have bigger tits than cheryl cole

LordPanofthePeaks · 21/05/2010 22:53

I've got bigger tits than Cheryl Cole.

scottishmummy · 21/05/2010 22:54

perhaps you'd like to get round the back then.one on one

LordPanofthePeaks · 21/05/2010 22:56

thank you for your kind invitation. Unfortunately on this ocassion I must decline.

but I do admire your boldness.

scottishmummy · 21/05/2010 22:57

ach loads of ingerland team love one on one round the back............................

MadamDeathstare · 21/05/2010 22:59

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scottishmummy · 21/05/2010 23:02

ingerland didnt really win world cup 19Canteen,and your hooligan fans were on pitch

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scottishmummy · 21/05/2010 23:11

what are you on about Barnes et al freedom song?

mmmm yes freedom from rhyme ,rhythmn perhaps

MadamDeathstare · 22/05/2010 00:00

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scottishmummy · 22/05/2010 00:28

haha no problemo