Just to say..

[CheekyVimtoGal]

I am sorry if i offended anyone with my posts on the benefits party thread. It wasn't my intentions at all. If i did, please accept my most sincere apology.

I didn't set out to offend anyone at all.

(Oops, x-post, the laughing was at Swiss' last post!)

I think it's time for a newbie to say how mumsnet is just not the same anymore. This time the reason shall be just how dreadfully common it's become.

How very dare you fucker,I am not raff as a coooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwsssssssssssss arse bag, like some on ere, no,no,no, no no,

Ere, tiredmum, ave got sum of that fishy flange stink you like wearin, 10 for a pooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddd,

Whatcha mean you want nuffink from me ??

Whatcha mean you don't want clam flange spraying on ??

You ungrateful coooooooooowwwwwwwwwww, getta outta my thread ! And takeya clam flange withya !

Would it matter larks

gomummy i hope ya didnt pee yourself

methinks swiss is enjoying this a leetle too much...

What bf thread, what's that all abaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt ???!!!

And swiss its 10 for 99p

Fuck sake swiss you know nuffink, me also finks ya luvin it

Ah, putta smile on ya faces dinnit ??!! plusitshowItalkinreallife

Cheeky I was on the other thread and read all your responses and knew what you were trying to say.

I'm nice on mumsnet and there are some lovely people here. AF is great I want to be in her fan club

Seriously Cheeky, it was good to apologise but I'm not sure you really needed to personally

Spose i only laughed a bit

Not yet tiredmum...but the night is young!

teaandcake, at last a voice of reason

all I have got on this thread is lambasted and pummelled by these common fishwives

I am bloody and bruised, I tell ya

Mumsnet ain't wot it used to be

Youre welcome tired mum

Anyfucker has a fanclub ??!!!

It's very exclusive club, one member so far

AF has been a star in the crapness of my life in the last 6 months.

Not sure I'm a voice of reason really... Loving the banter though, putting a big smile on my face.

OP's probably gone to bed, where I should be going...

Whatya mean its still young, why whats late to you gomummy but once anyfucker is on a roll, there is usually no stopping her

yes, swiss and you are welcome to join

you just have to swear a lot and generally get really pissed off with twattish men

that just about covers it

''go anyfucker, go anyfucker''

PMSL

Mad as hatters you lot tonight.

OK PMSL now Tiredmum! ...I'm in another time zone.

teaandcake, that is a very lovely thing to say x

Lol tiredmummy

I'm sat oppisite a male person, currently hes lying on the floor idly scratching his bollox whilst watching shameless....... and looking surprisingly like a shameless character too

And i think twattish men really are scum of the earth, and i fuckin love to fuckin swear its fuckin liberating ffs. heehee my mum would fuckin kill me if she saw this

ah bollox

can i be in ur gang now purlease

The funny thing is I don't usually swear! Am I no longer in the fan club AF?