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CheekyVimtoGal · 04/05/2010 15:52

I am sorry if i offended anyone with my posts on the benefits party thread. It wasn't my intentions at all. If i did, please accept my most sincere apology.

I didn't set out to offend anyone at all.

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 23:27

< draws all the twat-hating fishwives together >

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 23:27

I like the anyfucker, tiredmummy etc type mumsetters best.

They try to remain impartial and don't really get involved in any nastiness. Best way to be imo.

How old are your dcs tiredmummy ?

gomummygo · 04/05/2010 23:28
Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 23:28

We wont tell if you wont teaandcake just one ickle swear word and anyfucker may consider

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 23:30

Course youre in the gang tiredmum

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 23:33

Fuck, cunt, cuntwhacker, flange robber, piss shagger, twat face, bastard robbing cunt witch, etc and so on

AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 23:33

teaandcake...just try a "bloody" first

we can work up to the rest

funnily enough, I don't swear much in RL < ahem >

teaandcakeplease · 04/05/2010 23:34

bloody

Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 23:35

silly bitch didnt see the end of the bench, she shoulda gone to specsavers

thanks swiss i lurve our sort too. i have 2 boys 7 and 3. hows bout you?

AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 23:36

good girl !

now see...the earth is still turning, innit ?

tomorrow, we will try for a "twat"

by the end of the week you will be disgustingly profane

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 23:37

Awww, lovely ages

Mine are 8 and 11, not so lovely ages

Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 23:37

Lol @ teaandcake, i love it, well done, bloody fantastic

teaandcakeplease · 04/05/2010 23:37

ROFL. I'm going to wake my DCs if I keep laughing this end soon.

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 23:39

Ah, youre the same age as me tired mummy

teaandcakeplease · 04/05/2010 23:39

Anyone want to swap? I have a 2.9 yr old and a 15 month old...

Tis exhausting... No wonder my H left me for another woman. Couldn't take the heat

AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 23:39

< hands graduation certificate to swiss >

Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 23:40

Lmao anyfucker, we will help her along.

swiss you cannot seriously tell me it gets worse agghhh

fuck, shit, bollox, slutty slut, bullcrap, phew feel a bit better now

Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 23:42

Swiss you fecking stalker

AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 23:42

TM...it gets worse

I have a 14 yo and a 10 yo

< quivers >

AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 23:43

tea...your H left you because he is a feckless twat, don't forget that

Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 23:46

I reckon swiss is trying to peer in my windows

teaandcakeplease · 04/05/2010 23:47

I know I know Well technically I left him I suppose but as he wouldn't stop lying about everything and admit affair and it took 5 months after separating for him to admit the affair had never ended and he wasn't moving back in again etc. It's all the same really.

what a mouthful!

Signed petition last week and sent back to solicitors BTW.

Hi-jack over

Bollox

Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 23:47

I meant off obviously before you gits bundle me about my grammar

Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 23:50

Lol you see anyfucker, teaandcake got to level 2 of swear words in about ten minutes, you are a fast worker

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 23:50

My poor bro's wife lost he job.

He was doing extra hours at work to bring in extra money.

Whilst he was working she was on the web and eventually left and moved 350 miles away taking there only child.

I hate seeing what its done to my bro tea and cake, its smashed his confidence his world has changed forever.

It's shite when things go wrong teaandcakes, ufortunately fuckers will always be there,

And yes, I am a bloody stalker

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