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CheekyVimtoGal · 04/05/2010 15:52

I am sorry if i offended anyone with my posts on the benefits party thread. It wasn't my intentions at all. If i did, please accept my most sincere apology.

I didn't set out to offend anyone at all.

OP posts:
SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 21:56

Fucker !!! You, fucking, fucker you.

Lowering the tone and everythink !!

Wanna make summat of it lol ??

usualsuspect · 04/05/2010 21:57

I don't like that brightyoungthing shes a right cow

AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 21:58

swiss...you stink of cheese, you dirty mare

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 22:02

And you, you smell of fucking you fucker

AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 22:03

at least somebody wants to fuck me !

< hopes hasn't gone too far >

< realises am rubbish at this insult-flinging >

brightyoungthing · 04/05/2010 22:06

see.....I've just been called a right cow!
I've also been called thick before and I got all paranoid that my cover was blown....

junglist1 · 04/05/2010 22:10

I was called dumb because I admitted to not sounding like the Queen. That was my first ever flaming!

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 22:12

Fucker, the tone has been lowered, there is no way bck

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 22:13

Seriously Junglist ??

junglist1 · 04/05/2010 22:15

Well not the Queen thing it was a thread about Cockneys we sound fick innit

Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 22:18

oi what about me, how bloody unreasonable for you to forget me.

twunts

AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 22:22

Tiredmum, you smell of fish

Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 22:26

Its my deodorant anyfucker. do ya like it

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 22:27

And you have a phone, you phone person you !

usualsuspect · 04/05/2010 22:30

How dare you all have phones ..I don't pay my taxes so you can sit on your arses all day texting

junglist1 · 04/05/2010 22:33

Looks like you do US

AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 22:34

I want a 42 inch phone

I demand one, 'cos I am wurf it !

usualsuspect · 04/05/2010 22:40

Yeah well I know a bloke thats got a flatscreen plasma phone ..never worked a day in his life .15 holidays a year ..makes me sick

SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus · 04/05/2010 22:43

You is wurf nuffink you fucker you !!!!

And ow the fack wud you git a 42 inch phone in your baaaaaaaggggggggggggg you fick slaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggg, you don't know nuffink do ya?

junglist1 · 04/05/2010 22:45
Grin
Tiredmumno1 · 04/05/2010 22:46

Pmsl @ swiss now that was fucking hilarious, dh wondered why i was laughing.

and i dont sit on me ass texting all day usual just surfing

AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 22:49

is anyone else really scared ?

swiss...you come across all prim'n'proper, but really you are as common as muck

larks35 · 04/05/2010 22:53

so I can't be arsed to read back and find out who vimto is now but...
was your BF thread a joke too?

gomummygo · 04/05/2010 22:57
AnyFucker · 04/05/2010 22:58

gmg...shuddup you cackling old wiiiitch

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