to ask my neighbour to close his bathroom window so we don't have to hear him huffing & puffing whilst he does his gigantic shits?

[SenokotSpy]

It's getting ridiculous, we hear it in the morning at the breakfast table- even the plop. Weekends are even worse as I think he must store up a couple of days worth.

His bathroom window over looks our garden so sometimes we even get a lovely fragrant whiff.

we eat in the conservatory which is right by the window.

AIBU to leave a bottle of Dulcoploppy stuff on his doorstep with a note?

You're not serious!!! This wasnt really on the Wright Stuff was it!!!!!! I sugested it as a joke. HEY MATHEW - YOU OWE ME RESEARCH FEES! You are joking right? Sadly I was at work today (yes Mathew, I do have a job and am a productive member of society) and missed it if it was ......

If this is true I think that is actually very funny of the researchers - they took us at our word! I am available for freelance work should you need me ....

Is this true?

Are you sure it was on TWS?

No wonder!

If it was senokot hopefully your neighbour was watching and the penny dropped ....

It certainly was senokot even down to the suggestion you leave prunes on the doorstep..........tut tut tut lazy researchers

HAHHAHHAHAHAHAH that is really funny - shall we try and predict which thread will be on tommorow? I guess my cheque's in the post..

my suggestion was on TWS? I feel dirty all over.

Is TWS a tv or radio program? Is it archived?

Yes Gtamom, you can see it on the channelfive website, that's where I saw it (I don't watch it which is why I missed it when it was aired)

gahhhh still PMSL that this made channel 5!

Ask him to fertilise your lawn instead

PMSL@ this thread

Maybe close your window, OP? You expect your neighbour to close his. :)

Sympathise with you though, what a pong!

Rotl-love poo threads!

I did this silly spoof one ages ago to cheer up my friend who'd had some awful news....hmmm I'm not a flowers and cake kind of girl but it did the trick!

She reminded me of it today and I never fessed up!

LOL.

Please do it and tell us what he says!

This has given me my first proper laugh of the day week.
My grandparents had a neighbour who played the same piano piece every day, and every day made the same mistake. One day she finally got it right the whole way through and my Grandpa clapped. She never played it again.

I'm actually crying laughing at this thread.

Go on, leave him a pressie of Dulcolax, I dare you!!!

Speziale!