to ask my neighbour to close his bathroom window so we don't have to hear him huffing & puffing whilst he does his gigantic shits?

[SenokotSpy]

It's getting ridiculous, we hear it in the morning at the breakfast table- even the plop. Weekends are even worse as I think he must store up a couple of days worth.

His bathroom window over looks our garden so sometimes we even get a lovely fragrant whiff.

we eat in the conservatory which is right by the window.

AIBU to leave a bottle of Dulcoploppy stuff on his doorstep with a note?

~Sniggers~
He'll be saving it 'til later.

Yes good point. I will plan an early morning pinic in the garage.

OP YABVU, this might be the only "me time" the poor guy gets and you want to ruin it for him?!

I am weak.

Instead of just telling him, I asked if he was ok this morning as we thought we heard shouting and moaning at breakfast time yesterday.

He said he was fine. Drat, foiled by my own lack of spine.

Damn.

That is vile. I feel for you.

When we lived in a flat in London, the man upstaris would clear his chest every morning with the window open.

It was totally disgusting. You could hear him through the floor boards.

Funnily enough I failed to mention this when we sold the flat!

Yuck that is horrid.

Still pmsl but you made it all the way to the wright stuff!!

Is it me, or just coincidence, that every day The Wright Stuff talk about something I've read on the AIBU thread the day before..?

How come this is on the wright stuff this morning??

Hey Wright, get yer own feckin Ideas!

They are talking about hearing your neighbours taking a dump on the Wright stuff?

yup, not yet, have advertised it but next segment i think, ie after the next ads

Omg got the day off sick and defluff its true! The wright stuff are well robbing stuff off mn! Wasn't there an AIBU post a few days ago about a woman who didn't have a tv? And they're using that atm... op, looks like your post is about to be dissected by the nation!

they just said we were a bunch of harridans with too much time on our hands

i remember a thread the other day re no tv too...

whereas people who watch TWS are...

OMG they are talking about it!!

Lazy bastards. What the hell are his researchers being paid for?

Do you think if no one posted anything on AIBU tomorrow they'd just sit there in silence for an hour and a half ???

Stealth -shit, I'm on mn and watching TWS, oops

what channel? cant find it

The bloody Wright stuff has a cheek! Matthew slag mumsnet off and clearly hates kids and then they rob your idea!

Yeah that was pretty stupid lol! What a moron! Now all they'll have to steal off the AIBU boards are posts asking 'AIBU to think that guy on the Wright Stuff is a fuckwit?'
He's very smug, isn't he?

Lol

Mind you I have only just realised that when I go for a wee with the window open anyone on the footpath behind my house can see my nekkid arse as I pull my pants up

We should use our collective imagination to come up with a brilliant troll thread that would tempt the WStuff research team and scandalize Channel 5! Then we'd have the last laugh [laughs maniacally].

Pity I'm so knackered after being up with DS all night to be able to some up with something brilliant!!!

Anyone else who is feeling brilliant and imaginative got any ideas?

I have absolutely nothing to add to this thread apart from HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I'm almost crying with laughter here.