to think it is mighty strange for a grown woman to have a piss in the middle in the middle of a playground?

[hf128219]

The title says it all really. This afternoon I was out with dd and this woman of about 30 just pulled down her trousers and had a piss in the middle of the playground.

There was lots of shouting and gesticulating at her but she didn't seem to care.

The police were called and she was given a fixed penalty notice and a caution.

She was stone cold sober.

stuck her bum out and gave a little wiggle . Must be the weather, if it was freezing cold she might have held on until she got home, too cold to get yeh bum frozen

This doesn't shock me - many years ago, whilst on a weekend break in Paris, there was a turd (human) on a shelf in a public 'phone box.

I was fortunate enough to have missed the phantom-plopper in action though - but to this day I still wonder how and indeed why.

Gah.

When I was a student I was told a story about two other students on their way home from a night out. One of them needed a poo and so, in typical student radical style, it was decided to make a political statement out of this. In those days (old person emoticon) bank cash machines had a little glass screen over the keypad, you put your card in and the screen lifted up for you to input your PIN and get your money. And in those days, Barclays Bank were the fount of evil, The Man, capitalist fascist corporate scum etc... SO, student A inserts card in Barclays cash machine, student B shits on keypad, student A carefully presses Cancel and removes card, screen descends, trapping big steaming poo on keypad till the morning.

hf128219, we all know you don't live in a rough part of town.

But I do think you are on to something with the link between poor behaviour and sun.

SGB - that is gross, but very funny.

I know someone who went to a dinner party and had a crap in a front loading tumble dryer (which was full of wet clothing).

The hostess switched it on before she went to bed and was not amused when she retrieved her dry clothes the next day.

I think this is very sad. My friend became schizophrenic in her 20s and used to dance naked in front of people she didn't know / go in to people's gardens to collect seeds / use menstrual blood to feed her plants - all fairly odd things. But she couldn't help it.

I could imagine her doing this.

She disappeared. I don't know what happened to her.

She now lives near hf128219, and has been known to urinate in public.

SuSylvester - I remember the thread to which you refer
You were in a shop, the lady in front of you in the queue wee'd on the floor
You posted on MN about it and got a MN roasting

I never did understand why exactly!
Perhaps the people posting on that thread urinate on shop floors on a regular basis

Once was on a train in Dublin, going southbound. A northbound train had just pulled out of the station as my train pulled in. Two women were on the opposite platform, had clearly got off the northbound; one of them was squatting under the stairs just as my train came to a halt across the tracks from her. All the passengers gawked in utter disbelief for the duration of the stop, exclamations of 'Jaysus!' on many lips, and the look of complete shock on the two women's faces on the other platform was priceless.

So be warned, trains often go in two directions.

HF: why did someone shit in the dryer? Drunkenness, malice or mistaking the hosts for cack-fetishists?

Haven't read the whole thing so sorry if this has been asked but, Paula Radcliffe perhaps? Maybe the habit is hard to break.

ROFL.

OP - Is this really true or a joke?

SGB - they were very, very drunk. It took years to work out who was responsible. You see it was a front loading one, so the person had to be quite small and nimble to position themselves that way for a crap.

A top loading one would have been so much easier.

Bit extreme for a piss in a playground, poor woman.

How do you know they didn't shit in their hand then place it in washing machine?

Falafel - good point. But it ruins the story.