to think it is mighty strange for a grown woman to have a piss in the middle in the middle of a playground?

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The title says it all really. This afternoon I was out with dd and this woman of about 30 just pulled down her trousers and had a piss in the middle of the playground.

There was lots of shouting and gesticulating at her but she didn't seem to care.

The police were called and she was given a fixed penalty notice and a caution.

She was stone cold sober.

did she squat?
did she get it on her shoes?

I really shouldn't be admiring this person should I?

patent wipe clean shoes or piss soaked canvas

What a strange thing to do. I had a thread a while back about a friend's son who would wee wherever he liked in a playground, but he was under three at the time.

The reflection in the patent would help with the aim.

She was wearing flipflops. I didn't inspect them. She probably would have just given them a quick shake like her lettuce.

Isn't there a rhyme about this?:
Mummy's in the park,everyone can see
P-I-S-S-I-N-G

That's hilarious Pouffe

How quickly were the police there? Did someone call 999?

Love that poem! Pure dead brilliant. Maybe her kids had worn her down chanting it and she thought 'Right, I'll show the little shits'

Good job she didn't show you all her little shits

wearing flip-flops.thats fucking rough as a dogs head.goes long way to explain her urinary urgency

i have had 6 babies
uti s akimbo
mental health problems in past

never pissed in a perk in broad daylight

scuffer - end of

nor in a park!

You should have seen her Tshirt - it said 'I'm looking for a husband' - on the back it said 'It's not you'

You should have also seen her physiognomy.

so it Was princess twinkletits turner!given that bovey is a chimera maybe she lookey for another lover

Dumbledorsgirl, the difference is, as desperate and poorly as you were, you still didn't do it.

Never mind doing it with er... aplomb?

She was a dirty scutter (imho).

Headlines of tomorrow's Sun:

Princess Tippy Toes caught short as Bovey pulls the plug.

might take her mind off only selling two tickets for her fluff and fold tour

We're just not getting an explanation about the super-speedy police/fine business, are we?

No wonder she's looking for a husband, who would want a public park playground pisser? Sounds as common as muck

Aggghh what a minger dirty heffer.

aye,princess twinkletits is a heffer.so is the parkpisser

We have a local lady who poos at the bus stop. Ds says oh mum look she's doing it again in the bus house.

Shook the lettuce?? Remind me not to have a side salad should I ever visit her house. Not that I know who she is.

How did she do it without getting her jeans wet though?

They weren't jeans, just trousers.

I must live in a rough part of town - I saw a punch up on a local town High Street today at 3pm.

Is it the sun?