to think a "thanks" might've been nice?

[MilkNoSugarPlease]

I do appriciate I'm being pathetic but ah well!

Made cards with all 3 charges for mothers day, helped make presents (nm just photo of all 3 kids in a frame we all made) and bought a present on behalf of the kidaroos (keyring with picture of them in(£7)

I KNOW £7 isnt a huge amount nor the cost of printing photos and buying frame to dexorate, but it took ages etc...(pathetic i know!) but would a "thank you" from charges mum have been to much to ask?

Feeling a bit taken advantage of recently hence my probable unreasonbleness!!

Darn, you is out of my league.

Urmmmmm - I think I meant 'licking your boots'.

Nightnight - one is just orf to watch 'Motherhood'.

NO! I just started a thread about Motherhood!

ahem

One has to wonder if one's new buddy has stalkerish tendencies. teehee.

There's NOTHING wrong with stalkerish tendancies!

Right I'm going to stand outside your window now and stalk you

Although that DOES involve getting on a train....hmmm....may I stalk you via interweb?

Interweb stalking gratefully accepted here.

Are you ready for a teenyweeny shock?

Don't offer me the prospect of a shock and then LEAVE!

HOW on EARTH do you propose i interwebly stalk you if you just bugger off!

NO considerations for others

You used to be MilkNoPoisonPlease!

Tahdah!

A stalker with a long memory?

Are you quaking in those boots I like?

Ooh I'm remembered!

Go on then what was my christmas name?

(no seriously, I cant remember !)

Stalker+long memory = weapon of mass destruction I tell you!

I am quacking in the boots that I like and want need...although they are vivienne westwood wellie shoes...and i could really do with it raining so I have an excuse to buy them

3 pairs of wellies just won't cut it!

No wait, I'm QUAKING not QUACKING

It's far to late to be making bizzare animals noises whilst wearing boots!

Thats a weekend activity surely?

Friday night?

One must seem terribly lowbrow in one's Joules Wellibobs. (I am actually crowing in mine though- them boots is right posh round here).

Mmmmm am thinking was it MilkNoBrandyPlease?

Ooh SO close! MilkNoBrandyForSanta

I'm well impressed someone remembers me! sod this mumsnet roundup malarky...youve made it when someone remembers you

Just googled Joules Wellibobs and oh my farking god i love them! there fab! I NEED a pair! I have fat everything calves and wellies never fit! well except my yummy yummy yummy ones from office...and my Wilkinsons ones if you roll them down

Damn why dont I live on a farm!!

I NEEEED THEM!

Erm I dont want to point any fingers but since we've been talking about stalkers, my remote has mysteriously buggered off...If YOU have is chais (not pointing just assuming ) just return it and no more will be said on the subject

if you have it chaos*

OMG.

It was the calves that did it for me too.

Have been putting off camping with friends for years because of the footwear embarassment. No I can go and be all Enid Blytony in Cornwall.

If only Boden suited my colouring I could be yummymummyish on the campsite with 4 (exquisitely dressed in Joules/MiniB/WhiteCompany) DCs going all feral away from the smog of the Black Country.

I am amazed at myself with the brandy bit. Now I can convince myself that I have achieved something quantifiable with my life today.

LOVING the idea of Enid Blytony in Cornwall!

I've been put of camping for the very same reason! well ok thats a lie...I've been put off camping due too...well just mud! A caravan is my limit #

You could go camping with them all dressed like that and walk around saying "jolly hockeysticks" etc...now THERE'S your Enid Blyton book!

My biggest acievement was having the patience to walk down the road with 11m pushing a toy buggy (her not me! I had the real one ) took a loooooong time...20 mins to do a 2 minute walk who knew I had patience!

I'm going to raise your Jollyhockeysticks by a gollygosh.

I'm also going to raise your patience by erm precisely nothing mydear. That one is a handsdown clicher for Achievement Of The Day.

One is going to repair from this heartwarming cyperbonding with one's new buddy as Wednesday is one's early get-up.

One would rilly love to converse again though.

Nightnight myfriend.

Wishing you a jolly hockeysticks good morning!

Although I do like Golly Gosh...Golly Gosh look at those jolly hockey sticks

With lashings of ginger beer!

One hopes her new fab cyber pal enjoyed her early morning get up!

I shall see you back here possibely tonight for another exciting instalment in Chaos & Milks Wellie-wearing,Enid Blyton talking, New Friend Stalking, Jeeves and Fraser loving tales

Haver a good day in the bentley

Good Morrow mydear!

Just been wondering what the biscuit situation is and what you have handcrafted and how much patience you have had and whether she has thanked you yet?

Good Morrow to you too!

Biscuit situation- I can proffer HOME-MADE peanut cookies! (taste like crap i forgot the vanilla AND peanut butter!!! but hey there home made!!)

Handcrafted- well I made the MOST delicious sweet potato and potato wedges for charges dinner tonight!

Patience-Patience has not been my friend today...well I had patience but other people didnt quite see how cute 11m walking with buggy was when they were stuck behind us nor the woman who gave me a lecture on "how terrible it is that I FORCE her to walk" (yeah because I LOVE a 2 min walking taking 20+

Thanks-or lack of! nope no thank you...I'm going to try the "did the kids GIVE you the prezzies for mothers day?" and see how far that goes

How was your day chaos?

Not was your day chaos (although it may have been if jeeves didnt do his job properly!) but how was your day, chaos?

Heyheyhey - had a great day.

Had 2 coffees and chat at Costa with friend this morning.

Picked up DS1 from nursery (and yay he was in a charming mood).

Then nipped to friend's house for a coffee and a chat.

Then home and a friend popped round for a coffee and a chat.

Then got the DDs from school plus two extra urchins, so 6 under 10's for supper (no ginger beer I'm afraid).

Then rushed out for swimming lessons at 6, where I sat with friends and had a coffee and a chat.

Then home for 8 when FIL turned up for .......................guess what?

Now I have just logged in to catch up with my biscuit-making, plate-creating, mickey-taking, wellie debating, thanks-awaiting new buddy!

But one is afraid that one is soon for one's bed as one was MNing till 2 last night.

One has just read that post through and realised that one may come across as a tad indulged.

But fear not the Bentley was out of action and it was such a struggle to drives oneself to all the social events.

So please can one realise how tough life can rilly be in the provinces.

With the amount of coffee one seems to have drunk I do believe you would have been up until 4am on a coffee high (Why no coffee for Jeeves?)

Aah lovely urchins I'm sure! no ginger beer?!? cucumber sandwiches?!? you disapoint me! Did you go down the evil (yet delicious) route of froot shoot & sausage rolls?

I just whipped up a batch of fairy cakes with youngest charge (well shes 11m so didnt do more then stare at me whilst licking the spoon ) so we shll await the outcome of those! (I may SOUND Nigella-esque but I'm a crap baker/cook ) (Nanny of the year )

No plate creating tody sigh

And I wore my welies to work! but its lovely sunshine so i resemble a twat

Am still awaiting thanks!! And this morning when she was looking for her keys i said "did the kidaroos give you the gifts" and I got nothing back!....

Today we are off to the park to enjoy the sunshine, then off to swimming...Which would be more fun if fraser-sebastion was there to get v wriggly baby dressed! but we have floats to take fo a test drive so should be fun (ask me later when im frazzled!!)!

One feels you are incredibly self indugent and should swap with poor Jeeves to see what it's like being Jeeves (aaah I shldve had a butler named Wooster then we couldve had Jeeves and Wooster! damn hindsight!)

I WOULDVE Mn'd untill 3am but my anti virus stopped at 10.30 so i was protectionless (boo)

How was Chaos's day? How many ups of coffee did one drink

Good day mydear.

I am coffee-less and friend-less today, but my house is tidy, my washing it all caught up with and have bought all DD3's birthday presents. Yay.

I am hyper-impressed with my cyber-buddy's Domestic Goddessness - Fairy cakes freshly made before elevenses! I repeat - I'd be liking your boots if you were my nanny.

The F-S name you mentioned earlier - is that a surname (do you want to get those posts hidden?) - apologies I am over-neurotic.

You will be pleased to discover I have booked a house in cornwall for May half-term so now have to plan my Enid Blyton week - any advice gratefully received.

Also if you are a Nigella fan - try to catch Sophie Dahl's programme next tuesday(?) I think should be fab.

One needs to dash as school run beckons and the croquet and fencing lessons followed by high tea (cucumber sarnies, fairy cakes and GB!)

Toodles. Speak later.