arghhhh...... Dh has a serious snoring problem, i've posted about it before...
Anyway past couple of weeks he's had a cold/cough and has been sleeping on sofa -bliss! Me and dd (16 weeks) have been able to sleep, feed, back to sleep nicely.... Not ideal him sleeping down there but he refuses to use nasal strips/snooreeze/go to gp about snoring ....
Anyway, last night he was working until half nine and decided to go for a beer so he wouldnt be back until half eleven, no probs.. I went to bed. He is working this morning and has to get up at 6:15 so he knew he'd sleep downstairs. He's not the quietest at night or morning either...
I was up with dd at 11:30 and 2:30, both times she fed for half hour and straight back to sleep, so i was able to go back to sleep around 3... Dh came into bedroom clutching his bag, phone etc, all lights in hall on saying a mouse/rat downstairs was running around and woke him (his bloody fault we have one, wont use plate for bread, chucks scraps of food into wicker basket instead of kitchen bin!) and that he was coming to bed. I made him turn of his alarm as its too loud and he doesnt turn it off quickly and i dont want us all up at 6:15... I set mine....
He climbs into bed and honestly within seconds is snoring! i cant sleep and within minutes dd is awake. I try feeding her, she is distracted and wont feed/fall back asleep... I poke dh several times, no luck...
Put dd into cot, she's gurgling away and poo-ing so i change nappy and try and get her to sleep again, no luck and now the b*trd dawn chorus has joined in so i've put her back into her cot with twinkle little star playing on repeat and daddy snoring like a wart-hog in the background..... Arghhh happy bloody mothers day!
Can i bitch slap him until he bleeds and cries like a girl or aibu?