OMG I need help.please don`t judge me I have a serious addiction which is now affecting DS2 :o(

[TheLadyEvenstar]

I have suffered from this addiction for years on and off. But just recently it has got the better of me.

Please how can i stop DS2 nicking my peanut butter it is MINE i tell you MINE!!!

put it on the top of the cupboards rather than in them... thats what i do!! mmmmm peanut butter- may have to have a peanut butter buttie now!!

I just had 3 bits of toast with it on, and he gave me the big puppy eyes and asked for some Bread and Budder lol.

yes i could hide mine!!! he is only 2 so wouldn't be able to reach/find it

Very gently explain to him that it is too strong for small people and will make their tummies explode and all their entrails will fall out.
He can have some when he is a working man and can buy his own... for now he will have to make do with jam.

Call the police, have him arrested next time he touches the jar, the sooner you nip this one in the bud, the sooner he will learn just what is out of bounds by law.

shockers, you made me snort with laughter. Husband: '...mumsnet again?'.

BUT.

LadyEvenstar, YABVU. Peanut butter is horrible. I do not allow it in my house.

Hush your mouth, tortoise - enough with the blasphemy please!! Peanut butter is yummy, and I am going to go and make myself toast and peanut butter right now!

asda have it on 3 for 2 I think - 2 for you, 1 for him? I enjoy a bit of peanut butter on toast but dd3 loves the stuff - EVERY DAY she has a peanut butter sandwich with a couple of slices of cheese "on the side" [yuck]. I have also caught her scooping it out with her fingers and shovelling it in her gob (and then smearing it all over my kitchen but that's another story!) I'm seriously going to have to wean her off before she starts school in September!

Asda? Peanut butter?

Yeeeeuch.

Just had 3 slices.... mmmmmm

3 for 2 is 3 for you and jam for him.

asda peanut butter is actually the best one(says mother of a PB addict)

I thought that PP but it might not be own brand.

See, me and PiratePrincess, we know what's what.

Not peanut butter, that's what.

Whole Earth is luvverly.

On celery.

Oh you wicked women! I am on bed rest (pregnant) and there is NO peanut butter in the house and guess what I am craving now thanks to your wicked talk........

mm, peanut butter cups. I love those things. Would be better if the peanut butter in them was crunchy.

Artfully place dead houseflies in the peanut butter jar. That will stop your ds from stealing it.

oooppss have i made y'all want peanut butter?? hee hee

Aha... you're working for a PB company and this was a marketing ploy... I bet sales have doubled this morning.

is there a recipe for peanut butter cups?

i would always be making them would have to as i would end up eating them before anyone else got to

On celery with raisins.

Raisins... interesting...

Shockers, i would be sacked on the first day haha i would be openening the jars, scooping out the PB and eating it then resealing jars...nobody would ever be able to purchase a full jar again without my fingers having been dipped in it