AIBU to think my owners spend too much time on the internet

[CatofWifeofHusbandofTwoBoys]

I'm STARVING!

They've forgotten to feed me. AGAIN.

It's just like last year when they developed a come dine with me obsession. The arguments were insane and they were never off the Channel 4 forums. All that talk of food and I nearly starved.

It's a wonder I haven't eaten their two Ds's.

AIBU to shit on their pillows?

the husband is married to two boys???

YABU - go and catch some mice and earn your keep. and cat's bum mouth.

Thank Crunchy it's Friday.. no bumsex tonight but the world and his dog cat airing it all on here might just cheer me up..

Was debating feeding the dogs, but come dine with me is on, and it is so cold in here I can see my breath - don't want to move!

oh god is this my dh

I ALWAYS have cat's bum mouth.

All the better to breathe my cat-arse breath in my owners faces.

I thought you were engaged sadlou

no its not dh
phew

Go out and catch a mouse, eat half of it and leave the rest in the bed under the duvet

oh, i thought it would be dogof... not interested in a cat's opinion.

Good idea TH.

I'll leave them the soggy end.

Or bring in a Mole like in the other cat thread today.

Lol.

What you have to do right, is sit on their arm when they're trying to type.

Have they got any goldfish? You could have a snack.

Mad woman, the dog fucked off weeks ago.

is that you Fabio?

my cat nudges my hand to get it to stroke its head.

FABIO???/

I am no Italianate Gigalo cat!

Gigolo

Sadlou, have you ever tried to type with CLAWS?

and then theres the thumb thing....

This has to be a TROLL

My cat died months back

its balrdy fabio

I didn't die.

I just got very thin.

That's pretty tough then as I buried you myself. Underneath a hawthorne.

Do you KNOW how traumatic it is to wake up BURIED!