AIBU to think my owners spend too much time on the internet

[CatofWifeofHusbandofTwoBoys]

I'm STARVING!

They've forgotten to feed me. AGAIN.

It's just like last year when they developed a come dine with me obsession. The arguments were insane and they were never off the Channel 4 forums. All that talk of food and I nearly starved.

It's a wonder I haven't eaten their two Ds's.

AIBU to shit on their pillows?

oh stop wailing
night after night
it's grinding me down

ok so you is fed.
and alseep on the radiator.