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39 replies

VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 13:33

ME

My posting style is shit

I say 'ta', 'hiya', 'doggiestyle' and 'tarraa'

I'm a terrible lazy mother

I eat oranges on buses

OP posts:
lucykate · 09/03/2010 13:36

i find the fact i never use capitals very offensive

VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 13:38

i'm offended that your offended

OP posts:
kneedeepinthedirtylaundry · 09/03/2010 13:39

YANBU. Dont ask next time.

BigBadMummy · 09/03/2010 13:39

stop being so unreasonable

GetOrfMoiLand · 09/03/2010 13:40

And you have got a swear word in your name.

What is wrong with VinegarBreasts?

ver' offensive imo

weegiemum · 09/03/2010 13:40

YABU to wonder if you are BU or NBU or something......

Joolyjoolyjoo · 09/03/2010 13:41

I would reply to your thread, but I find your tone offensive

I find people who find things offensive offensive.

Shit, just offended myself. I am hiding this thread now, and never speaking to myself again

VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 13:45

im too am offended by my own name

And you all offend me, i am offended at your offensive attitude to my offence at my offensivness about myself

and i find this thread offensive, fuck off OP, theres a love

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BigBadMummy · 09/03/2010 13:48

hun

now be a dear, and you fuck off.

That all offensive enough?

weegiemum · 09/03/2010 13:49

VT, for example .....

Anyway I've never been the first to say it so am going to now .....

TROLL!

thumbwitch · 09/03/2010 13:52

not a thread about several other a thread, then?

Very Bad Form, VT. YAB of course totally and utterly U. Except that YANBU to be offended by yourself - I am offended too. And offended that you find yourself offensive and yet still offend others to add to the overall offensiveness.

Can I use the nicked phrase from another thread somewhere - off you fuck and when you get there, fuck off again? I do so love it.

crankytwanky · 09/03/2010 13:54

i'll have u no i've reparted this thred

VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 13:57

im offended that you cant even spell 'reported'

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VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 13:58

'off you fuck and when you get there, fuck off again?'

Yes i noted that one too

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crankytwanky · 09/03/2010 14:02

I'm offended you noticed my shite spelling, but not lack of capitals or punctuation.

You,for example, are inconsistent in your pedantry.

squeaver · 09/03/2010 14:04

What pisses me off is when I make a point

squeaver · 09/03/2010 14:05

Then think of something else and have to post again.

squeaver · 09/03/2010 14:05

I mean, how fucking annoying is that?

BalloonSlayer · 09/03/2010 14:06

VT I suggest yopu hide all your own threads instead of working yourself into a lather.

RumourOfAHurricane · 09/03/2010 14:12

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VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 14:20

No i am busy

I am offended you think i am bored

I am actually offended at how busy i am

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BalloonSlayer · 09/03/2010 14:21

To imply that the rest of us are not busy is offensive IMO.

thumbwitch · 09/03/2010 14:36

pah - I am offended that you find the thought of being thought of as not busy offensive, balloonslayer. I am not busy at all but I have no problem being not busy - the only thing that has me busy at the moment is being offended that my not being busy might offend someone else who finds not-busyness offensive!

AcidNorks · 09/03/2010 14:38

I am offended that i have no idea what you are on about

i have changed my name, is it offensive?

thumbwitch · 09/03/2010 14:40

totally offensive, acidnorks. you have lost that lovely reminiscence of Prisoner:Cell Block H or whatever it was called properly in the UK. I so loved that show...

"he used to bring me roooosessss...."

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